flapping around like christ in a crucifix shop

Someone who cannot organise themselves or work under pressure.

Look at him, flapping around like Christ in a crucifix shop!

by iamamanufan March 22, 2013

floppy pigeon

Sending a floppy disk by carrier pigeon.

The data center was down so we were forced to send all executive summary reports by floppy pigeon.

by JSwan121 September 11, 2015

floppy wanded dementor buggerer

A male wizard, with erectile dysfunction, who can only get a thrill through anally penetrating a dementor.

That floppy wanded dementor buggerer couldn't get aroused at the sight of hermione's tits.

by Mexican Soviet September 2, 2016

floppy nob

when your dick is so floppy it almost looks like a saggy bum hole

your dick is a floppy nob

by bwebe August 15, 2016

flippy dippy

When your in Mr. Woods class and you reach down and grab the persons leg or foot and lift it above the desk so they fall through the space in between the desk and the chair

Gabe you wanna flippy dippy

by Uncle samson December 26, 2017

Flapper Rapper

Someone who thinks they can rap but they can not. So they just flap their lips trying to rap about absolutely nothing.

That guy can't rap, he's just flapping his lips & that's called a "flapper rapper".

by 0808NAX February 27, 2018

Flapping Sphincter

A loudmouth moron that runs their mouth making factless statements and failed arguments and when they are called out for their ignorance, they resort to name calling or some other irrelevant, baseless accusation.

The US Congress is full of corrupt flapping sphincters.

True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.

by Dick Onchin November 25, 2020