Shirt Fuddler

Noun ˈshərt-fuhd-ler
One who engages in shirt fuddling, the act of covertly dirtying up a shirt to dissuade it's owner from wearing it in place of another shirt the fuddler believes to be superior. Shirt fuddling is looked down upon in polite society and its practitioners are generally regarded to be of a lower order of humanity, not worthy of basic dignity or respect.

Jay: You put my blue shirt in with the dry cleaning, didn't you? SHIRT FUDDLER!!!
Susan: I most absolutely did nothing of the sort. Besides, it's a stupid shirt.

by Carmine Disco December 3, 2018

Fish fiddle

When your talking a bunch of bullshit and I have figure it out.

Sounds like a bunch of fish fiddle to me

by Doughdibug November 22, 2019

Google-fiddle

When a bitch fucks up a blow job so you oil her up and slap her pussy

You bitch now I gotta give you a Google-fiddle

by Fucking duck god October 2, 2023

The Monkeys Fiddle

When a girl temps a guy to get in bed.

Hey look! Jessica is doing The Monkeys Fiddle on Tom.

by TheFoxtrot117 April 16, 2009

fiddleskin

The correct definition of a fiddleskin is a penis/ cock/schlong/ tallywacker/ dick/ willy/ one-eyed monster

Person 1: just so you know, i didnt just dook, i played on my fiddleskin too
Person 2: fiddleskin?
Person 1: (penis)
Person 2: ...
Person 2: thanks for that.

by Fenderkid698 January 13, 2006

Tagged like a snake on a fiddle

A term used when ones enemy is injured drastically. Implying injury or attack. The snake > the fiddle.

Wetdog (-*-) exlzzghost
Wetdog (-*-) eshawn
ew4r |=- Wetdog

(dead)Wetdog: OMG HES TAGGED LIKE A SNAKE ON A FIDDLE

by lawlerskeetskeet July 15, 2006

Fiddle-Dee-Doo

1. The worst insult you could say to a complete dumbass. You can say this to a faggot that doesn't understand the word, like a teacher, or if you are in an argument and you cannot think of a comeback you can just finish the bitch off with Fiddle-De-Doo.

Doucher- "Your mom!" everyone laughs!!!

Awesome Guy- "Well Fiddle-Dee-Doo" everyone shits bricks!!!

by MichaelCapps January 7, 2011