Bak Fu

Chinese (Cantonese) for shaved vagina.

I went down on this girl last night and her Bak Fu was amazing.

by Chao Ren January 12, 2011

Tongue-Fu

Having a very fast, and flexible tongue, thus being a good eater/kisser

Me: Hey, girl, I'm a master at tongue-fu, wanna hang?

Her: Sure

by D.C Dope August 12, 2016

No fu**ing way

'No fu**ing way' means that it's no way. The 'fu**ing' means 'fucking'.

Person 1: I'm coming over! To yours!

Person 2: No fu**ing way!

by Eyeball Playz June 5, 2018

ebay-fu

If a person has ebay-fu, they have mastered the art of ebay, able to get whatever they want, by bidsniping auctions or finding the stupidestly low prices for stuff

John's level of ebay-fu is fucking scary. He got a £200 TV for a fiver

by affectedarc07 October 1, 2019

Toe-fu

A form of Marital Arts in which bitches orgasm from positions that are kinky with a pinky. In which the foot penetrates the camel toe.... Similar to a TOE-LOCK and the resulting climax squirtingly excreets CAMEL TOE-JAM

If your pickup lines fail, and the snatch is hungry you can use your training in toe-fu to satisfy her craving and get her in a butt-naked choke hold.

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 25, 2021

Can Fu

He is the stupidest guy you'll ever meet. He's funny and disciplined, especially when it comes to the gym. He slacks sometimes and is almost always nonchalant about everything. He cares... but only if you matter to him :) He also lacks functioning brain cells but manages to pull the baddest bitch in the planet. His girlfriend is so beautiful and smart that she carries the brain cells for both of them in the relationship. In exchange for her good qualities, he showers her with unconditional love and affection (and yummy kisses too).

Can Fu is daddy <3

by lilpengting February 6, 2023

kung fu foop

Thinking you have to fart while doing kung fu moves but accidentally pooping, thus resulting in a foop. Usually happens after eating a gaseous meal when someone is listening to the song "Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting" and trying out new kung fu moves. Can also happen while watching Jackie Chan in Rush Hour, or similar cool kung fu movies. Beware: can result in speckled underwear.

Ronaldo: Earlier when I was kung fu fighting and everybody was fast as lightning, I thought I had to toot, but I accidentally pooped.

Skate: That is the ultimate kung fu foop!

by shartsaresaucy February 18, 2011