Fecal infant

A collosal turd passed with great pain after a long bout of constipation. Sometimes resembles a coffee can in shape and size, and is often accompanied by some rectal tearing and the blood resulting therefrom (a sort of afterbirth).

From the groaning, sweating, and grinding of teeth, it was obvious to Brett that a fecal infant was being delivered into this world.

by Herr Stehpinkler March 12, 2005

Fecal Fountain

Throwing a penny into a pile of shit and making a wish. This can be performed in the wild, an urban environment, or even create one in the toilet. If this is performed in the toilet, then flushing will determine if your wish comes true or not. If the penny stays, you lose. If it disappears, you'll get your wish.

Yeah that would be great Tyrone. You should make a wish into the fecal fountain.

by Intellectual words August 14, 2012

doctoral feces

A doctoral thesis resulting from fraud (typically plagiarism or ghostwriting) as opposed to one based on genuine scholarship. Smells foul only after being exposed but then sticks to the author for life. Exposure usually leads to the revoking of the doctoral degree.

A Piece of ScHmITt (see related entry) constitutes a subtype with a high potential to attract media exposure, although it accounts for only a small portion of all doctoral feces produced.

Not long after our professors started using plagiarism detector software retroactively, they realized doctoral feces are piling up in our faculty library.

by FrankBeaverbrook March 6, 2012

fecal foam

The foam that gets whipped up and builds up around the anus when giving anal sex to someone. Usually caused by the lube getting whipped into a foam and combining with the fecal matter.

I have to try another lube, this kind creates too much fecal foam.

by B.Ver January 31, 2005

fecal gas

The really putrid gas that comes out of your ass after you have had one in the chamber too long. It is the gas that picks up extra stench because it has to work its way around a big old brown trout waiting to spawn freely.

Jesus Christ Tom - got some fecal gas or what? Think maybe you should take a dump and spare us from the next one!

by totpauly September 9, 2010

Achieve Linear Feces

To get your shit straight

Dude you need to achieve linear feces

by RaversFantasy357 July 27, 2008

feck off crows

A common way scarecrows request crows to "fuck off."

"Arggghhh! Feck off crows!!!"

by Eric Bot July 4, 2003