Espen

To hungrily harrass friends or acquaintances for their leftover food or other possessions.

He was Espening me ALL night long!!

by iloveespen June 7, 2011

Essence

1. The essence of a man is what gets him the pussy
2. The essence of man is the crucial element or the most important ingredient.

Jono's essence of man is at a very high level, no wonder he always gets the women.

by girl October 12, 2004

eSSeNTiaL

a very sexy guy with a 10 inch black cock often used for pleasing women by hitting their g spot with their enormous cocks

eSSeNTiaL fucked the shit out of that girls pussy and gave her bruises along with herpes.

by bJOHNSONdt aka eSSeNTiaL April 15, 2005

essex

A really crappy county in England populated mainly by townies. I know, i live here. Ye gods I hate it.

"I'm from Essex innit? I'm such an Essex slag! Everyone in Essex wears burberry!"

by Goth Pixie March 11, 2004

Essex University

Essex University-Chelmsford Prison, where various degree of Chav, thug, urchin, and cretin can learn such skills as Literacy, Cooking, and basic math, all the things their cross eyed parents should of taught them if they had known themselves, or if they had gone to school, all thanks to the tax payer.

He's doing a three-year degree at Essex University

by Dr Jack Pays January 31, 2009

eisenegger

Spoof of the eisenegger shop used as a joke between friends. Supposedly ment to sound like "I IS A NEGGER"

"yo what up eisenegger"

by Adam Parsons October 8, 2003

essex

a shithole full of hoes called sharon or tracy who think they look buff in fake burberry n louis vuitton n who can't talk properly cause they r busy suckin cocks

Sharon:Alrite Trace
Tracy:fine fanks ta but i cant talk na ive got me mouf full

by if u'd like 2 kno my name tune in2 crimewatch September 3, 2004