emergencybsitquick

The feeling you get when you need to BS your homework before the start of class.

- Did you do your HW?

- OH NO! (feels a need to "emergencyBSitquick")

by Bobthedodo March 31, 2010

Emergency Airdrop

Verb: To take a shit on a plane, not because you wan't to, but rather the urgency of bowels calls.

Noun: Previously stated airborne shit.

Uh oh, I should have dropped deuce at home. I think I may have to call in an Emergency Airdrop now that our flight has already taken off.

by MIXTAP3 July 27, 2010

emerald chat

A website claiming to be the next omegle. The person who started it had good intentions, starting a website that wouldn't be full of horny people, and also having features that some people request. However, there have been rumors about the website leaking information, like emails, to third parties. The website itself is ok, but not really that good. The person who made it has been talking about it quite a bit on the omegle subreddit, even to the point of using multiple accounts, like BeyondOmegle and callancarr (sometimes called cancer). The website itself seems to be a bit lying, because it does show how many people are on it, but if someone opens up a few tabs with it, the number actually does change at random, and it's not the same on other tabs.

In my opinion, emerald chat really isn't that good, I've tried it, and it's just kind of eh, not good, not bad, but really not good. Also, the creator of it is threatening to sue someone for "libel", even though the person who is saying their opinions isn't really trying to libel on anyone, so if the creator of emerald really does sue, the lawyers probably won't be able to make a good case.

by U Ben Had July 29, 2017

Emergency Room

The emergency room is literally the worst place to be not because of the fact that you just crushed your entire hand and its gushing blood while a woman with a cold is rushed into a room with 3 Residents and an ER Doc but because you will literally see the scum of america.Usually you'll see a fat chick nursing a baby in clothes that really should have been left at home/never scene in public with, some random hobo in smelly shitty clothes, shanqiqi who is either bitching about her boyfriend on the phone or making up a story as to how there child "fell down the stairs" and managed to get a spiral fracture, crying baby that probably makes you want to go postal, tough lumbar jack like dude with like some insane injury just sitting there, drug seekers who "lost there MS Contin" and seam to do so on a regular basis or maybe its the guy who "accidentally spilled his Opana ER down a sour pipe", etc.
After waiting 7 and a half hours in front of a bunch of chuckle heads looking to score some dilaudid you get in and the doctor usually looks at you like your an alien. If its a broken limb you usually get a cast and a bottle of Vicodin. If you have some mysterious ailment you usually have 4 residents scratching there head while some half retarded physicians assistant who's "scene it all" explains that you just have a tummy ache. But this is not before they take a bunch of your blood, do random tests and give you enough radiation from the CT scan,MRI,Xray to give a child terminal cancer.

-After getting hit by a car while bicycling John crawled to the ER for over an hour with two broken femurs and structural damage to his femural artery. When he reached the medical twilight zone that is the Emergency Room he was told to take a seat while jimal and gramps were scene by doctors for stuffy noses.

-Shit I broken my arm...ah its off to the wonderful freak show that is the Emergency Room!!!

-Emergency Room: Saving the world from seeing its primary care doctor, Would you like some dilaudid with that?

by CTU_FieldAgent200 March 5, 2011

emergently

A combination of emergency and "tly" less the "cy". Emergently is an additional expletive for emergency, something that it is "really an emergency of importance!" (a true emergency, commonly used in medical vernacular). adverb

The word emergently is commonly used in hospital settings such as: He had to "emergently" leave town due to the impending death of his girl friend, mother, lover, other sibling, in-law, or child of importance.

by Hey Jude March 19, 2008

Emer

Emer is a clumsy person that can't seem to walk in a straight line. Emer tends to walk into doors a lot.

Did you really fall over again. You're such an Emer.

by Clumsy shit December 15, 2019

elmer fudd

A practice most often engaged in by two gay men, when a small rodent is placed into the anus followed by anal sex as if Elmer Fudd is prodding a rabbit hole with his gun.

"It felt so good when I Elmer Fudded him."

by Mr. Jansen April 27, 2008