eifbesun

a girl/gue who is completely oblivious to a guy/girl who loves her and constantly flirts with her but she has no clue and thinks they're just friends and always will be.

Mark hung out with Susan all the time. They went to the out just them and everyone (including their parents) except them knew they were meant to be and were going out. Neither of them could face it because they were being eifbesuns.

Another way is if Mark liked Susan and Susan would talk to him, spill her heart and them become best friends when Mark was secretly in love with her and she was blind to it, or chose to be.

by Elizabeth & Kayla January 4, 2006

effective. Power

Sending this message from an iPhone to another iPhone shuts it down.

effective.

Power
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have you heard of effective. Power?

whats that

effective.
Power
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by Cobble June 2, 2015

The Haysbert Effect

A new term coined by a great philosopher.

This is when someone THINKS Denzel Washington is the Black guy from All State Insurance commercials WHEN in fact he is not and the said person goes into a frenzy like state thus resulting in a statement being said such as "DUUUDE I THOUGHT THAT WAS HIM!".

Dennis Haysbert:"Are you in good hands?"

Person 1:*Stands up and spills cereal* What the HELL did Denzel Washington just try selling to me?...insurance?

Person 2:No, dude it's Dennis Haysbert!That guy from "The Unit".

Person 1:*Sits back down* Oooh!...wait...*Goes into shock*

Person 2:*Ignores friend spazzing on floor yelling* Damn, The Haysbert Effect...always making people spill cereal on my damn carpet.

by Lucielio Mitchell April 29, 2010

Sam Pepper Effect

Trying to put out drama by starting more drama. Usually caused by people desperate to gain the upper hand in an argument.

Josh: Jim just called Nathan a hypocrite for pointing out that he's unoriginal and creatively bankrupt without actually arguing the point, opting to personally attack Nathan.

Jacob: Sounds like the Sam Pepper effect.

by What do you dream about? September 19, 2016

Doug Eiffel

Doug Eiffel is the Communications Officer for the Hephaestus Station, which is orbiting around red dwarf Wolf 359. His vocabulary is made up of only pop culture references, and he's really good at procrastinating. Likes: pizza, annoying Minkowski, not being used for experimentation.

Commander Minkowski is yelling at Doug Eiffel because he forgot to do something.

by Hera_ June 29, 2017

stun effect

when making a prank call, the prankee becomes silent for 5sec or more after a particularly epic moment of pranking.

The Tyrone stun effect got to him.

by 4chanvent January 11, 2009

Langston Effect

The phenomena where a fact based post is given negative comments or down voted because:

1. It wasn't funny
2. It contradicts funny yet wrong posts
3. The post writer isn't as well known on the forum as other

incorrect posters.
4. Readers don't like the facts the post writer presented

These happens despite the fact the post writer's answer being verifiable as correct.

The Langston Effect is apparent on UD in the definitions of zipperhead and dubstep amongst others. See also almost anything on yahoo answers.

by namekman September 23, 2012