Handle-Ears

Handle-Ears are ears that are so big you could hold on to them for stability whilst completing tasks such as receiving a boost over a fence, or riding during sex.

This is caused by an anomaly during conceiving the child.

I couldn't gain stability whilst I was riding Kyle, so I just held on to his Handle-Ears instead!

by Half-Nut May 7, 2020

ear-broccoli

opposite of ear candy, a song unappealing to listen to.

1; "What's that ear-broccoli on the radio?"

2; "Justin Bieber, dude..."

1; "God, have mercy on our souls"

by Somanyrages September 11, 2011

crusty ear

Someone cumming on your ear and you let it dry out

He came on my ear and I let it dry. Now I have a crusty ear

by A Southall May 23, 2018

Perverted ears

When you hear things wrong, but as sexual terms

I have the most perverted ears, I heard "cubic as "pubic"

by Murphy Lawson October 31, 2009

Cotton ears

When you get so high that your hearing becomes muffled

Man it feels like I have cotton mouth, but in my ears. I have cotton ears.

by Pieceofbitch December 22, 2018

dough ears

dough ears is a frase commonly used to describe someone who seems to be a nice person, but he's actually a twat.

He uses a technique where he says gay and annoying things and then is really nice.

oh yeah, his ears are pretty dough

dough ears: oh hey nearnshaw, how are you ?

nearnshaw: yeah i'm great thanks, you ?

dough ears: great you fucking twat, go die in a hole, I'm just joking I love you, not really you faggot. oh I really like your shirt by the way.

by almostginger July 15, 2011

Donut Ear

A person with one or more large, stretched piercings, most often in the ear lobe that resembles a donut.

Sometimes referred to as gauges.

Woah, that guy's donut ears are so big I could use it as a cigarette holder!

by AnonNemo August 29, 2012