A Dylan can be hard to handle and a know it all.. sometimes. He is the kind of person who cries if he gets a D on his/her progress report. A Dylan is constantly pretending to be autistic. He is obsessed with cars and Thanos. He has brown hair and wears a cars T-shirt everyday. He can be a nice friend occasionally. But mainly a jerk.
by Timmy9yearsold May 2, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. a dumb ass kid with and increadibly small dick he is an ugly mutherfucker and when girls see him the scream and run and a fat ass
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh its dylan
by bfhioaciegdfuhaiuegfuiawgfua May 30, 2018
Get the dylanmug. Extremely unpopular or unsocial so they will have a lot of time for you. They love everyone they meet except for that one evil step mother or your friend's abusive father. A shoulder to lean on but may have their own issues. They could be gay pan bi or anything they are interested in. Loves Shane Dawson. Isn't overweight but says he is. VERY PERFECT OR VERY UNDERWEIGHT. Loves to sing. Loves Winter. Typically a Capricorn♑. Loves bedroom pop with a little hint of Mother Mother or Girl In Red. Loves Cavetown and Beach Bunny or MXMTOON. Loves listening to Chloe Modornio's YouTube Cover Videos (I don't think I spelled that right sorry😔). Has alot of hoodies and long sleeve shirts. Has a poetic touch. Won't fight because most of the toe bags have already been stepped on. Animation talents. Has a friend named Darla (typically) or Chloe or Toby (Tobithy) (Well not so typically). Black deuim pants. Maybe dyed hair. Could have Apple or Android (Samsung Galaxy Note is a basic favorite for Dylan's). Loves pumpkin anything (basically) and just a friendly person. Could go by a nickname like Nugget or flamingo. Or a name like their middle name or Alex. Could be a male female or other/ Anything they or them want to. (yes a potato does count). (sorry I had to).
So basically a good friendly humanoid mass. Lol.
So basically a good friendly humanoid mass. Lol.
by That one gay chicken nugget October 30, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. 
A big wasteman who tends to lie a lot and be scared of public transport. He acts really tough but if actually just annoying.
by a massive nonce August 16, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. And especially Unique individualWith a good sense of style and a great sense of humor also very gorgeous smart and in genius musically gifted it has lots of different secret talents that you wouldn’t know unless you’ve got to no one so if you find one of these don’t let them slip through your fingers as they are very rare to come by
by Cool did January 30, 2018
Get the dylanmug. they call him BIG D for a reason. he has a kraken cock and can destroy a pussy in less than 0.000001 seconds.
Girl: Fuck me like a Dylan would
Guy: They call me Dylan for a reason
Girl: Fuck your name is actually Dylan. that dick is too big for me :/
Guy: too late *takes off pants*
Girl: already past out cause the dick was so good.
Guy: Thats what i call cum drunk.
Guy: They call me Dylan for a reason
Girl: Fuck your name is actually Dylan. that dick is too big for me :/
Guy: too late *takes off pants*
Girl: already past out cause the dick was so good.
Guy: Thats what i call cum drunk.
by Solbae February 5, 2017
Get the dylanmug.