Phantom dooker

A larger poo teasing your pants by poking in and out of your anus almost touching cotton but dashing back in the second its presence is felt leaving nothing but its rancid odor left from is warm depths, where it can cling to all fabrics and smell for about 2 severe minutes.
Usually the preamble to a very large poo mostly within an hour.
If missed can lead to constipation.

Danny: man those tacos, cheetos, munchos with a coke...and a lot of water was good.
Jeff: yeah man
Danny: yeah wow i think i pooped my pants
Jeff: o man whats that nasty smell
Danny: i dont know man gimme a napikin
Jeff: ok
Dannt: naa dude it was just the Phantom Dooker
Jeff: o dang we need to get you to a hospital soon; th Pootrain will pull into Pants Station

by DMAC4 April 19, 2009

dookie dungen

another expression for the act of anal sex, similar to such phrases as surfing the hersey highway, or fudge packing.

"Danny fucked Jessica in her dookie dungen."

by ADD86 October 25, 2007

Dook

1. To take a poo

1. Would you excuse me, I gotta dook.

by JD Christie February 25, 2004

Doorknob

The word said when someone whitnesses/hears another person fart. The person who says doorknob before the fart offender says safety gets to beat the shit out of the person who ripped one until he touches a doorknob, passes out or if the aggressor class and end to the abuse.

Nick: Rips a fart so loud that he shits himself.

Phil: Yells "doorknob!"

Mike: Begins to blow Nick until Phil tells Mike that that is not what doorknob means and that he has to beat the shit out of nick until he touches a doorknob.

Nick: pulls out and blows a load in Mikes face as he hurrys to touch the doorknob.

Phil: catches up to Nick and beats the shit out of him until he passes out only feet from the doorknob.

by Daddy Domt Mess Around July 31, 2017

dookenhauser

to take a shit, to excrete feces from the anal cavity(dooker,dropping the cosby kids off at the pool)

"dude i just took a nasty ass dookenhauser in your dads toilet."

by zach mauer November 3, 2005

Dook Newkem

Simultaneously taking a shit, receiving oral sex, and eating a Newk's premium sandwich.

Tim didn't think he could get it up until Gabby whisper grunted, "It's been too long since I gave you a Dook Newkem. It's time for the gumbo, baby."

by Realitea May 15, 2015

scooby dook

locking youre dog in the bathroom with you when you take a dook

bugsy was overjoyed with the scooby dook we took today.

by bugsydog December 14, 2009