Dog 

The kindest, most loyal companion you will ever have. A dog will always be your best friend. They are usually easier to talk to than people.

Dog: Woof, woof. Woof! Woof, woof?
Person: Ahh, yes. I understand.

Dog by worldsfastestsnail December 30, 2018

Dog 

God backwards

Dog are Gods

Dog by Aurisbayev January 9, 2019

dog 

a perfect creature which will always love you and is the perfect thing to exist but sadly it's life span is an average of 13-15 human years and then will not be there for you so use those years wisely and love it when asks for love keep it well or else I WILL COME TO KILL YOU!

aren't dogs a perfect creature

dog by guy-goay-gay January 10, 2019

Dog 

Food for the chinese

Dog not a fucking cat bitches

Dog by china/INDIAN/ENGLISH/your dad January 21, 2019

Dog 

god backwards

Person1: Look at that fluffy ass dog! Bet he likes to eat up bitches as well as meat.
Person2: Damnit Daniel, don’t talk about our savior that way, for he is god!

Dog by belowbasic January 27, 2019

Dog 

The most truest creature that licks your tears when the fakest person makes you cry.

The dog licked her tears as she was crying

Dog by realfeels March 27, 2019

Dog 

Dogs are cute and loyal creatures that love their owners. They are super sweet and love to kiss their owners, by licking them. Whenever they sniff butts, they are just saying hi, and whoever doesn't love dogs, dogs sometimes still love them.

I wish everyone had dogs...

Dog by Darkshadowstorm March 29, 2019