Dong Slap

verb: to slap someone with a penis especially given when a person is acting stupid; very harsh action, if you have recieved a dong slap, you are a to be considered the lowest form of organisms

Joel got dong slapped by Landon for being such a fag

Dude, you should dong slap that fool driving his lifted 2WD Ford Ranger.

by Nate Dogg February 27, 2004

Dong Dance

Intended for males only, or transvesties:
While naked, one shifts one's hips repeatedly side to side, until one's genitals catch up with the momentum, creating a loud slapping noise against the side of one's thighs

Gilbert was suddenly slapped when Caroline asked him to dance, and Gilbert showed her the Dong Dance to impress her

by Tbizzle April 21, 2004

Doodle dong

A disapointing cheese doodle shaped penis that curves downward when erect

Jimmy rubas's doodle dong is so terrible that i bet he could fuck his own asshole.

by Steve Siciliano December 12, 2004

Dongbag

Slang term for condom, a device used when pulling questionable ass.

"Say Mary, should I pick up a box of dongbags so we can knock boots later?"

by rxshawn December 30, 2007

Donkey-Dong

A freak. A "human" whose phallus is thrice the size of any mortal man. A legend whose extraordinary penis size is matched only by the size of his muscles.
One who fits the characteristics of "Donkey-Dong" also typically doubles as a Chief-Potowatome.

Rob is the Donkey-Dong.

by Jeff John April 6, 2004

DLang

A perfect entity. The Aristotelian Form of absolute perfection.

That was the most DLang film in history. It was absolutely perfect.

by David Langlois November 1, 2004

Shabalaba Ding Dong

An expression of happiness or excitement when participating in social events

Tony was so excited when he orgasmed from having sex with his girlfriend he screamed "Shabalaba Ding Dong!"

Michelle and her friends ordered a round of shots at the bar, after doing them together they shouted "Shabalaba Ding Dong" before hitting the dance floor.

by Giranimax January 13, 2017