diceturbating

The act of simulating male masturbation by holding the forearm perpendicular with the earth, palm upturned, with dice in hand. Often, this gesture is unintentionally performed by an ADHD sufferer while playing games involving dice while trying to hold a conversation.

The DM told him to stop diceturbating and roll initiative.

by yodaleedoo October 3, 2009

Direct-deposit

When you eat while on the toilet, also a method to lose weight.

When I'm in a rush, I use the direct-deposit method to save time, and lose weight.

by Urbd916 October 1, 2016

Darcey

She is an amazing friend
And has good looks and awesome friends

Os that Darcey I wish she was my friend

by Amazing!!!!!! September 27, 2018

Directionism

Directionism is a religion in which you have an extreme and utter love for ONE DIRECTION, HARRY STYLES, LOUIS TOMMLINSON, NIALL HORAN, LIAM PAYNE and ZAYN MALIK. We pray to the harry prayer candle but don't buy it because we too broke. A directioner's day consists of listening to music and songs of the above named, Thinking One direction, Watching youtube clips of the above named and Praying that they will get back together.

1st dude- Woah dude why won't she date me?
2nd dude- Bro she is a directioner.

1st person- What religion are you?
2nd person- directionism

by 3_bananas_for_a_euro November 26, 2020

direct combat

Someone you know has been an asshole and pointed fingers at a lot of people and now it's on you.

"I never knew how they really felt until he fucking melted down and accused me. " I'm on direct combat!

by HollyR February 4, 2021

Direct Shit

The frustrating rocket launcher from the game Team Fortress 2 which can one shoot scout

I get owned by the direct shit

by TotallyNotLime March 1, 2021

Diceisom

A religion based on me. Dice. I am Dice. People actually worship/follow me and it's hilarious. We are accepting of everyone. Unless you're homophobic. We don't Discriminate; unless you're homophobic. We don't kill animals unless it is for self-defense; nor do we kill our own kind. We are a very laid-back religion and don't really have many rules.

P1: "Hey, have you heard about the religion Diceisom?"
P2: "No, what is it?
P1: "It's a really laid-back religion made about this cool person named Dice!"
P2: "That sounds sick! I might join!"
yeah <3

by DigitalDice June 23, 2021