silent but diddly

Masturbating silently

She was silent but diddly in her room so her parents didn't catch her.

by Goldengamingod March 13, 2010

hand diddles

Sexual pleasure from hand stimulation.

I was driving down the road and the hand diddles was so good I had to stick my gum in the ashtray.

by Kevin Michael Bradley February 16, 2009

j-diddles

the art of performing a rusty trumpet while being extremely gullable. may result in a cut lip

michael: i was practising trumpet last night
vinny: you mean you were j-diddles?
machael: ... yes

by urgurg May 15, 2009

Wiener Diddler

A very annoying guy who won't stop bragging about how big his dick is, usually because in reality it is very small.

Spencer: Cody wouldn't stop bragging about how big his dick is in health class today.

Ross: I know, he's such a wiener diddler

by powdereddonutsmakemegonuts October 14, 2010

frump diddles

uneasiness, anxiety, heebie jeebies, "the willies", "the creeps", nervousness.

Walking through the cemetery gave me the frump diddles.

by ann-isms October 18, 2011

Diddley fuck

When someone your working with doesn't know anything

Well I thought John knew the area well, but he doesn't know diddley fuck.

by bethel100 January 20, 2017

diddler face

The characteristic of an individual whose face and general appearance leads others to surmise he or she is a pedophile and may perform unlawful sexual acts on children, especially very young children.

Did you hear the news about Jared Fogle , the Subway guy?
I can't believe he was arrested for kiddie porn!
I don't know why you're surprised, he has a major case of diddler face.

by The Dude Imbibes February 23, 2017