Dial Up

a person of substandard operating speed aka lagging

man quit being a dial up and get a move on.

by bob joe william fred erson December 1, 2010

Fuck Dial

When one unintentionally dials a phone call while fucking. It is similar to a butt dial. They can be especially amusing when the one dialing out leaves a voicemail of the exchange.

"Hey dude, I got a voicemail from you just after New Year's last night. Did you fuck dial me?"

by Mike2Matti January 2, 2012

drunk dialing

a very bad, uncontrollabe urge to call someone (usually the opposite sex or your boss) on the phone after an evening.....or afternoon in some sad cases......of heavy alcohol intake. Will usually result in the loss of friends, job, your reputation, and self respect.

After the bachelorette party, while inebriated, Susan decided that drunk dialing could be the foolproof way get back together with the guy who dumped her months ago. To no one's surprise.......the plan backfired and everyone now points at her and laughs.....including the guy who dumped her months ago.

by Sbaker June 29, 2007

DIALIHF

Die in a Low-Income House Fire
The act of burning alive in a low-income house. This can be a housing project or any other dwelling reserved for scum.

Those HUD applicants can DIALIHF for all I care.

by Tim the Meat April 3, 2007

dacalty

Some one who speaks untruth all ways, whatever he/she says will never come true

sampath is a total dacalty.

by tamilgang November 15, 2009

dial up

To eject part or all of the contents of the stomach through the mouth, usually in a series of involuntary spasmic movements. *To vomit.

I feel ill. Im going to go dial up.
I got dial up all over my bathroom!

by eTX October 31, 2004

Dialing the Cell Phone

The act of male masturbation.

Dinadan had to leave Molten Core because he was Dialing the Cell Phone.

by Beanhunter June 11, 2006