Desert Hills

Desert Hills is a town in Arizona otherwise known as Northern Phoenix. it is horse country filled with a bunch of rodeo people. when you walkoutside it smells like horses. it is no where for a amazing artist ,and i would NEVER suggest anyone live here it is about 5 miles from anthem.

Bob- hey bill where are you moving again?
Bill- with my cowboy uncle who lives in the middle of nowhere with his horses. it is some little town named desert hills
Bob- that sucks i would hate to live there

by Jane Vanity December 30, 2011

Dirty desert

When your best friend flys out of AZ to Utah and gets you into a gay 3 way and shoves a cactus up your ass. That’s a dirty desert.

I’m surprising my best friend T with a dirty desert.

by The Utah king May 11, 2022

vietnamese bean desert

When someone licks your beans sideways while tugging rapidly

Sara gave me a Vietnamese bean desert today.

by Skippymcfurlly January 16, 2018

lady desert

A well shaven vulva shorn of all pubic

Jeez, I went down in that chick the other night no pubes there, she’s got a right lady desert!

by Major Noshheroff November 7, 2019

Desert Hat-trick

A penetrative sex act involving three people, performed on a beach and deliberately incorporating so much sand that the friction could cause a bonfire.

"Why is Sarah walking like John Wayne?"
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."

by DilfRider July 5, 2025

Desert Dick

When you haven't had any pussy in a while and your dick gets dry.

When your penis is Suffering from vagina withdraw.

Dude hasn't had sex in a month, so he has desert dick.

I think i have desert dick, i haven't been getting nun lately.

by Urk Da Jerk September 15, 2015

British desert

when you put a can of beans in someone else's anus, put whipped cream on your dick, and stick it in there.

John gave me a British desert the other day.

by zepoopenfarten October 18, 2023