Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.

You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021

Dense breast

The state of u having large andouble firm breasts

Ohhhh that girl got the dense breasts

by Derpydederpyderp October 1, 2016

Dense Breast

the act of stuffing ones bra with socks making them lumpy and dense

1.you could tell she had very dense breasts .
2.she took off her bra but she had dense breast so it was extrememley disapointing and all you could see was socks.

by jhonsena October 1, 2016

Disengenuious dense motherfucker

An insult used when someone is promoting false information about something/ one to the world

YOU DISENGENUIOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU'D HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

by DoneVoyage February 21, 2021

Vice President Dense

A fitting nickname for the US Genius in Chief’s second in command, Mike Pence.

Vice President Dense stood on the sidelines with that bland semi-smile and oddly hollow look through the eyes that is vaguely suggestive of a person who has just farted in public and knows that the stench is going to be deadly for all nearby.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 8, 2019

dense humpty dumpty

another term for the magnificent clive palmer who occasionally goes by mr.palmer.

clive palmer is simultaneously the biggest dense humpty dumpty and fatty mcfuckhead known to man

by vapidkourt October 7, 2019

Dense yet Flakey

Adjective: The term used to describe an unintelligent individual who atleast seems interesting but cam never follow through with plans.

Person 1: "hey maybe we should hang with John this weekend"

Person 2: " nah he's dense yet flakey"

Person 1: "oh truuu"

by 50ShadesOfPale May 23, 2015