deez nuts

In the marching band circut, a vulgar but effective means to get a judge's attention. Just holler it and he'll probably look your way and go, "hmm, maybe I'll watch him." Either that, or do it when someone's about to fall to divert his attention.

(band playing....big attack) DA DA DA DA!
"Deez NUTS!"
"WTF?!"

by drumline April 8, 2006

deez nuts

1 testicals
2 a way of saying mine
3 a way of teaching someone a lesson

1 she kicked me in deez nuts
2 you aint the king of deez nuts
3 a b c deez nutz and if aint get it you gonna get got

by gimpalicious May 8, 2003

deez nuts

a joking way to get somone about deez nuts

me;dang they almost jumped me today
friend;who
me;deez nuts but i cracked them

by max loving September 9, 2004

deez nutz

My nut sack.

Me: Did you get that email from them niggas?
You: WHO?!?!
Me: DEEEZ NUUUTZ!!

by Kenny October 20, 2003

deez nutz

another term for my ball sack, testicles. commonly used on the internet to taunt people, for example, after winning a hand on PokerStars.com. also good for getting a girl in the mood.

suck deez nutz bitch!

by Dmoney the God October 30, 2006

Deez Nuts

an overused vine that has since become obscure

Person 1: Hey I got you a package

Person 2: Of what?

Person 1: A big ol' package of DEEZ NUTS, HA GOT 'EM!!!!!

Person 2: -_-

by SomeGuyWithNoLife October 6, 2016

Deez Nuts

2 testies that everyone has. Girls have 2 titles but thier the same thing as nuts.

Why does everyone say suck in Deez nuts

by Kaisjsjjeke June 10, 2016