Diddle Doodle

Something to say when you are mad but don't wanna swear
Another form could be Diddly Doodly

"UGH! YOU DIDDLE DOODLE!"
"You are such a Diddle Doodle."

by ThatRandomChild July 1, 2018

diddle

to get it on but not to far, just to the point where u can tell ur mom, kissing wit tongue

Reanne and Zach didn't diddle but it was expected to happen.

by $waggod May 15, 2019

Diddle Dallying

When someone takes a lackadaisical approach to masturbation, making detours

Stacee spent the entire afternoon diddle dallying herself instead of cleaning

by Kreat August 23, 2021

Ping diddleshot day

Ping diddleshot day is on the April 15th. On this day, everyone inside the Pinewood builders discord servers, including the division have to ping diddleshot atleast once in every channel.

"Dude! Today is Ping diddleshot day! Lets go ping diddleshot!"

by RejectCoasterReturnToDiddle April 12, 2021

DJ Daddy Diddles

Someone who thinks they can dance and or constantly does the same dance or a variation of the same dance and also has more than once had drunk hook ups with someone they would not were they soberwhich they may or may not remember, possibly resulting in a child. This person may also have a resounding reputation as a creeper when in fact it is not actually true, they just come off that way.

What a DJ Daddy Diddles move man, is he gonna pay child support?

by TheTinkler October 25, 2010

twiddle my diddle stick

To twiddle your diddle stick means to masturbate, but your penis is very thin, and almost like a stick, but you don't have any lubrication, so you have to smack it back and forth with one hand, as if you're twiddling it.

Person 1: I'm going to twiddle my diddle stick tonight!!

Person 2: ...Dude this is a playground...

by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 2, 2019

Whacko the diddleyo

A term of extreme excitement.

I won the lottery! Whacko the diddleyo!

by Offclub June 5, 2019