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cluster fuck

A general description of George W. Bush and his administration. Also could be used to describe Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, Sean Hannity, and Bill O'Reilly.
by jesster79 February 9, 2005
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cluster fuck

a extremely confusing situation (from a comparison to a chaotic session of group sex)
Man, I don't think I've ever seen such a cluster fuck in hospital setting in my years of visting mom in the ER after she had a seizure.
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Cluster Fuck

You put a large pilsner glass in the center of a table, round table usually works best, you all "CLUSTER FUCK" which means you all put a little into the glass. Then you have people sit around the table and you try and bounce a ping pong ball into the cup. If you make it you pick someone to drink, but if you miss you pour a little into the cup and the next person shoots.
by Jamie Monks August 20, 2007
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Cluster fuck

When a situation goes beyond the humorously wrong. Comes from a millitary term to describe the fact that soldiers under fire tend to cluster together for moral support, making them easier to hit.
We popped the flare and started shhoting. True to form they all bunched up in the ditch - your typical cluster fuck. One grenade later and it was all over...
by joskarith November 11, 2004
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Twerk Cluster

Where there are three or more twerk sessions in one area.
Davon: Aye bruh you should go over there with ya girl and make that a twerk cluster

Jaquante: Ight man i will
by BLT2go124 June 16, 2010
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Cluster Berries

noun, meaning the bits of poo left behind that get tangled in the hair surrounding the anus.
Andrew couldn't help but wonder if he wiped well enough after going to the toilet having only used only a tiny sheet of toilet paper to remove the tangled cluster berries.
by Teo B October 7, 2009
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Clusterfuckle

and here we see a prime example of a classic Clusterfuckle, notice how the retards congregate around the local watering hole.
by totallynotchris June 28, 2010
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