Cursed human

A human who is so cursed they live beyond the realm of normal society. They usually have very obscure habits and surround themselves with cursed energy. The reason for their existence is unknown and is great mystey which is probably not meant to be solved.

@atoolred is such a cursed human, he's so cursed we barley know anything about him

by 12FFEJ May 28, 2020

The Johnson Curse

This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.

Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...

by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018

Evren's Curse

A witch named Evren went to a half Spanish-half english kindergarten class and met a little Hispanic boy that we're going to call Mike. Although their language barrier was impenetrable, Evren's mother was convinced that he had a crush on her daughter. This frustration led to Evren casting a spell, turning Mike into a parakeet, and renaming him Picket. To this day his cries of "Hola mi nombre es Mike," ring throughout the roomy cylindrical domes that Evren calls home.

*grinding beak* "SQUAWK! EVREN'S CURSE! SQUAWK! MI NOMBRE ES MIKE!" *chitter* *chirp*

by BarthVader7 March 18, 2022

The Collins Curse

a curse that everyone you date turns gay/homosexual after you date them.

Cody: Lance whats going on buddy?
Lance: Angie broke up with me for a girl....
Cody: You must have The Collins Curse!

by /r/AyyMD - Kekmaster97 June 9, 2018

the eli curse

deez nuts

the eli curse is sucking on deez nuts

by bootyclencher May 5, 2021

Felatiatus Curse

Noun; Curse that orally pleases someone to the extent of insanity; One of the 4 unforgivable curses

Harry: I will use the felatiatus curse on you if you do not leave this party with me
Hermoine: not if I use the rectumsempra curse first

by dudebrodonttazeme January 24, 2011

Evren's Curse

This has typically occurred once your parakeet beings to make a grinding noise with it's beak and gives long monologs about how it knows that it's actually a small Hispanic child named Mike.

"*grinding noise* SQUAWK Help me! I'm suffering from Evren's curse! I'm a small Hispanic child named Mike! SQUAWK!"

by BarthVader7 March 18, 2022