Edward Cullen

A sparkly pixie man with stone skin who watches people sleep. Hm, and why are girls obsessed with him?

Edward: Hey, I'm Edward Cullen. Come to my van to see me sparkle and you can touch my stone skin and I will give you candy. Caaaaaandy. SPARKLE SPARKLE. SPARKLE. *Twitch*

by EddieColone June 28, 2010

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cullenian

ADJECTIVE
cul-LIN-ni-yuhn or cul-LEN-ni-yuhn

Root: CULLEN. From the fictional vampire Edward Cullen who exists in Stephenie Meyer's "TWILIGHT" saga.

This word entails all the stalkerish and creepy behaviours Edward Cullen exerts when attempting to court Bella Swan, the love of his life, who initially attracted him because of her delicious and nearly irresistible blood scent.

It has a lowercase C (unless it is at the beginning of a sentence) because this word is used with a negative connotation to say that Edward Cullen is not a good example of "the perfect guy".

Ew, are you looking for her/him through my facebook? That's so cullenian.

by Feghoot, not faggot September 27, 2010

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Cullet

A coloured mullet

Brightly coloured hair + Mullet cut hair = A cullet

by hungrygodzilla July 18, 2011

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Cullen

Cullens are always so fucking Handsome and so smart. They always have dicks above 9 inches. They are amazing in bed there favorite position is girl on top(so they don’t have to do any work). They are amazing at making out but don’t use tongue. Your a dumbass if u leave a Cullen for a Timmy(2.5 inch dick).

Girl-“omg Cullen is so hot”
Sydney-“yeah I dumped him for Timmy”
Girl-“ur a dumbass”

by Hehhd May 15, 2019

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