mid-week crisis

Usually occuring about Wednesday - half way to the weekend - and categorized by doing something drastic, but not too drastic.... Just something that is enough to get you through the week and, perhaps, to get other people to look or act differently towards you.

I got so crunk because of my mid-week crisis.

My mid-week crisis caused me to dye my hair green.

by BlackWidow September 10, 2006

Cries

Plays To Much on the Internet, Listins To Much Music. Pwns All. Hates Speaker, and Owns Mari0

Cries Pwn Speaker And Mari0

by Cries March 4, 2005

Criss Angel

A man who can make magical illusions happen to appear very very real. He has had A television show for years now and he can do many amazing things. He is most definitely ftw. He is also known by his stage name Mindfreak.

I am going to Las Vegas to See the amazing magician Criss Angel.

by the future mrs. bieber December 28, 2010

midlife crisis

When your 40-60 and your riding a motor cycle with long hair and beard (usually going white) and a bandana to cover it.

You see that old guy on the Harley, he must be having a midlife crisis

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004

vanity crisis

personal crisis, your own personal problems noone else cares about

can you stop talking about your vanity crisis? noone cares about your vanity crisis!

by Ranger May 27, 2004

CRISS

Criss is Truss, meaning the best

that t-shirt is criss,
that girl is looking criss

by James Shutt January 15, 2004

Criss Angel

A man who is obviously a closet homo, and uses creative camera angles and middle aged women to give him credit as an "Illusionist"

"I am Criss Angel. Where is my eye liner and hair gel?"

by Criss Angels Hairspray December 20, 2008