crank dat soulja boy

basically a dance made by black people that makes white people look like fucking retards. other dances associated are spidaman dat hoe, crank dat roosevelt, walk it out, the snapping of fingers, stuff like that

white girl: i can crank that soldier boy like no other
black person:shut up hoe, you a cracka!

CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

by tyihjyrjd October 30, 2007

crank that yank

To beat up a peer, To greatly embarrass him in front of his other friends/ girlfriend/ lovers

Nick was trippin' so i hadda crank that yank on the fool. Then his brother didn't stop giving him shit ever again.

by burntmelons December 9, 2008

crank monster

Used to describe the long-term affects on someone who uses crank (methamphetmine). Often the person will be sickly skinny, with dark circles around their eyes, cuts and scabs in varying parts of their body and look, sometimes drastically, prematurely aged.

"When I came back into town I was gonna hit up Steph, but she looks horrible now man, a real crank monster."

"Yeah dude she used to be hot..."

by Horus November 10, 2005

Crank'd

The act of watching "Crank" with a girl in the hope of getting some crazy rough adrenaline Crank loving afterwards. The absolute and complete opposite of being "notebooked"

"She was pretty quiet till I Crank'd her, before I knew it she was askin to be donkey punched!"

by deadwomb January 20, 2009

Crank Jockey

One who is fascinated and obsessed with their own and others' phallic. Usually the first to suggest a circle jerk or dutch rudder and often has a record for exposing himself in public.

Dude, we can't invite that Shawn C to poker nights anymore... he's a total crank jockey!

by taintmonster January 1, 2012

crank it out day

Crank it out day is universally takes place on Thursday of each week. It is when you tell everyone at work that you are really going to "Crank Out the Work" because you have failed to do anything meaningful or constructive during the week. This phrase was originally coined by Jack Wagon.

Don't forget that tomorrow is "Crank it out day"

by MaskedCrapper December 4, 2013

crank hoe

Someone who trades sex for drugs.

"got meth" crank hoe asks. " i got dirty pussy"

by ladydano April 26, 2015