an example of the coolest kid in the fuckin universe: He pisses excellence out his ass: Gods greatest creation, concidered to be the fourth part of the holy trinity; The Father, The Son, The holy spirit, and the Colton Harpst.
by J35U5 CH2157 October 30, 2007
Get the Colton Harpst mug.*A name for a type of alcoholic beverage. The '.' before '45' may actually be absent, but I wouldn't know because I don't drink off my ass and know every name for every alchy out there.
*The nickname for the Colt M1911A1, a semiauto, 7-round, .45ACP handgun.
*The nickname for the Colt M1911A1, a semiauto, 7-round, .45ACP handgun.
"You gotta drink plenty of fluids like Colt .45 malt liquor y'see!!"
-Bill Cosby.....no, he didn't really say this; it's something my older brother made up, and is a rip on what Bill Cosby said to a little girl in bed with the flu
"The Colt .45 is my most favorite handgun, or one of my most faves. It's almost one hundred years old and it would be cool to own one. ^_^ other than that it's really a powerful handgun!"
-me
-Bill Cosby.....no, he didn't really say this; it's something my older brother made up, and is a rip on what Bill Cosby said to a little girl in bed with the flu
"The Colt .45 is my most favorite handgun, or one of my most faves. It's almost one hundred years old and it would be cool to own one. ^_^ other than that it's really a powerful handgun!"
-me
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A Coltrane is hottest guy ever to exist. He is very smart and is weeb. He spends most of his time on anime. One of his favs are SAO.
some girl that is totally not me: Why won't love me Coltrane-Senpai? (sniffs back of his hair)
Coltrane: Oh god...Not this girl again...
Coltrane: Oh god...Not this girl again...
by The_Real_One_ March 4, 2018
Get the Coltrane mug.Phrase said as response when someone says something ridiculously pointless and lame that no one could possibly ever give a shit about.
Man 1: I wish Nickelback would come to Tuscon on their tour!
Man 2: I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...
Man 2: I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...
by Ditno September 26, 2011
Get the I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not... mug.Colton is the sweetest boy in the world .a colton would walk to the edge of the world to get to you .Hes sexy,sweet,loving ,and caring.
by hannahandcoltonforever August 17, 2017
Get the colton mug.Bob: Hey, try this mushroom man!
Jack: Naw, i don't really want to
Bob: Oh, c'mon, whats the worst that could happen?
Jack: Well, um, the universe could explode.
Jack: Naw, i don't really want to
Bob: Oh, c'mon, whats the worst that could happen?
Jack: Well, um, the universe could explode.
by Van! July 31, 2007
Get the the worst that could happen mug.This is a phrase that skaters use when they are jealous of another skater that is able to do the same trick they learned but was able to learn it in a shorter amount of time.
Tracy: ey i could finally backside flip
Ryan: so what, i could do it switch
Milo: dude, stop being a jealous bitch
Ryan: so what, i could do it switch
Milo: dude, stop being a jealous bitch
by Glok June 20, 2008
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