cosmic jizz

The junk you find primarily on used video game controlers found at yard sales and flea markets

I got a sweet deal on an old nintendo. But it's totally covered in cosmic jizz

by zaksquatch July 22, 2011

Cosmocrat

From Greek kosmokratoras or world-mighty rulers

demon Cosmocrat

by Decepticharge August 21, 2011

Cosmic Slot

A Cosmic Slot is the term preferred for a space vagina.

Mate she has one bangin' cosmic slot. Sparkly.

by JTram April 30, 2013

Cosmic Milkshake

Result of a gangbang, when several guys finish in the girl, and its all mixed together.

She loves sex so much, she usually ends up with a cosmic milkshake.

by pinka November 12, 2014

cosmic pothole

when your brain is ticking along and everything seems to be going fine then BOOM you lost your train of thought. you just hit a cosmic pothole.

just the other day I was walking down the sidewalk and had a really great idea, then briefly I was distracted by a walking fish. I remember that I had a great idea, but it had fallen in the cosmic pothole when I saw the fish

by Otis b. green June 4, 2015

comaculinargic

the effect ultra-rich food has on an individual after its consumption, producing a sleepy, lethargic, comatose state.

My wife made the most delicious comaculinargic chocolate mousse last night.

by VoiceofReasonability September 19, 2015

Cosmicalliber

1.) When you've had a joint (or anything) so good it's of "cosmicalliber"

2.)Anything Mind Blowing

3.)An eccentric and strange word press blogger

Person A: "Man that joint was so out of this world it was of a cosmicalliber
Person B: "Yeah man it was so trippy I was practically seeing stars"

by FinanciallyInsecure August 14, 2016