Corn Waffle

Having your chest shat upon and smashing it with a tennis racket.

When your partner, after a slow removal of undergarments, squats down over your least favorite team jersey, that you chose to wear for this special occasion, and forcefully lays a leaning tower of stool on the numbers of said top. Like that of a dominate alpha ape, your partner then grabs the tennis racket of his or her choice and smashes the steaming tower down while offering 3 different choices of syrup....hence the "corn waffle"

by Josh McSquatnick January 6, 2008

corn-eyed brown trout

a corn-studded shit; any visually or texturally interesting poop

usage is normally paired with references to the toilet as some sort of natural body of water or swimming hole.

sorry to interrupt, but i gotta go return a corn-eyed brown trout to the porcelain pond.

by Dontcallme Illcallyou November 13, 2009

corn strip

there are many names for this one; part of the body that separates nuts from anus or vaj-j from anus. also believed to be your center of gravity.

my fucking corn strip is so damn hairy!

by moon v November 22, 2007

Corn shot

Shooting your cum into a corn hole (butt hole).

Back end action ending in ejaculation.

Ass sex.

They went into the corn field to take some pic's and came out with some nice corn shots (or at least she did in her corn hole).

by Dragonfly02 August 12, 2009

Corn Husked

To be ass raped in the darkness of a corn field in Iowa. Usually happens to unsuspecting business men who venture out too far from the safety of their hotels.

I was on a feed mill start up in Iowa with the new guy Steve and after work we went to the bar with a bunch of farmers. The next morning Steve woke up with kernels of corn in his hair and had a raw anus. I said, "Damn Steve you got Corn Husked!"

by Barbicakes May 23, 2008

corn bread

A baked foodstuff for which the primary ingredient is maize, which many people call corn, a grain. Tradition holds that the Pilgrims ate corn bread because it was a plentiful grain - and the only grain - readily available where they settled in Massachusetts.

Yo this cornbread is most delicious, mothafucka! I gotta git me the recipe, fool!

by Truth2Power August 6, 2004

corn fed

Describes your typical midwesterner. A white guy or girl who is large and stocky but in a healthy way. Corn fed women have child-bearing hips and corn fed men play football. Not attractive, but not ugly either, just plain. They're simple, friendly folks, sweet as apple pie, but lack complexity. Make good husbands and wives, but will bore you to death if you try to have an intelligent conversation with one.

Steve settled down with some corn fed girl from Indiana. Now he'll spend the rest of his dull, miserable existence raising kids and mulching his yard.

by Moe Moo August 25, 2006