competition shook

A competition that is amazingly shocking

“It’s Tessa Brooks the competition shook”

by IGotCheatedOn;-; February 10, 2018

competitive sandwich making

competitive sandwich making is a sport only for women who can make sandwiches very quickly. the sport started in Palo Alto, California. The world's fastest sandwich maker is known by his nickname Zibi. which is also the only man to play the sport.

sorry i have a competitive sandwich making match today... I can't hang out!

by Vert53 May 17, 2011

no comprende

what the fuck are you talking about???? getting too deep / intentionally esoteric just for the fucks sake. just say what you mean straight up otherwise i'll just say 'no comprende'.

my high socialist buddy started off right away with how the meaning of life was symbolized by ... <bla bla bla bla>...... I am totally like at a loss to even begin to respond so I just say "no comprende, dude"

by creature69 April 30, 2020

Complectogram

A complex diagram made out of octagons

No one had ever invented a complectogram until today.

by Radical Paintball June 1, 2018

dance competition

A place where people come to watch dancers of all shapes,sizes,and genders, wear whore makeup and weird ass costumes with masks and feather. all while dancing to remixs of the worst songs by britney spears.

Dance competition is hell.

by Danceishell January 12, 2014

Competitive salary

“We can’t tell you the pay scale for this job because we are well aware that this position pays low across the entire country, however, we will make it $0.05 above the average of all jobs across the board so we can refer to it as competitive. That’s right, this salary is so competitive that we’re not even gonna tell you what it is. Please apply for this position of our dying company so we can contribute to your sad depressed life and assist you in wanting to put a shotgun in your mouth.”

Job title: Cashier
We offer a competitive salary! Please, please, PLEASE become part of our “team” so that our CEO can continue to wipe their ass with $100 bills while we all continue to eat nothing but pasta.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022

comare

An Italian word weaning godmother. Always makes sure you're eating, or have been fed.

Me: "Comare please I've had enough, I'm so full!!"

Comare : "No, no mangia figlia, mangia!!"

by lamborghinisandpasta May 1, 2015