comcatastrophe

Any disaster involving Comcast. (The word is a portmanteau of Comcast and catastrophe.)

-Awwww mannn, my Comcast connection goes out every couple days!
-Wow, what a Comcatastrophe!
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-Comcast dug up my yard without asking! What a Comcatastrophe!

by Home slice October 3, 2008

Comfatable

When a over-weight person falls sleep sitting up.

Damn, that chick is comfatable... Look she fell asleep sitting up...

by Beckcheck December 2, 2010

comcastration

To deprive customers of adequate entertainment quality or value.

Comcastration is rampant. I was comcastrated last weekend.

by Rev. Diagnostic July 27, 2011

Combat speedos

It's a fabric chastity belt which doesn't look suspicious when you go to the beach

"Sorry my mistress made me wear the combat speedos this week"

by Fluffy the beowolf May 23, 2020

Go Combat

To fight, not commonly said by anyone, not even here in Las Vegas.

Aite den nigga lets go combat.

by Ghost_Killah November 7, 2007

wearing combat boots

Setting up personal boundaries with another person, particularly when you've been disrespected up to that point. Combat boots are needed to kick some ass. These combat boots are often worn by women to put another woman in her place.

His ex-girlfriend keeps showing up when we go out and trying to get his attention, next time we go out I'm wearing my combat boots.

He's bringing that bimbo to our kids parent-teacher conference. She has no business there. I'm coming too and I'll be wearing combat boots.

by Harmony08 September 15, 2010

Combat Arms

The best fps game on the world.. Less hackers than Warrock.. And It's getting better and better..

Person1: Are you playing Combat Arms?
Person2: Duhh!!! All day :P

by xFelicianoX October 22, 2008