Fucking clown is one of three things, a literal, fucking clown, or a clown you decided to add the word fucking infront of, or some bastard that pissed you off because he was being a jackass.
by Captain Awesome February 26, 2005
1. any race or competition that's more of a comedy than a real test of speed or endurance 2. Homo Sapiens
1. While watching the NASCAR vehicles making left turns all afternoon on TV as well as viewing the weekend freeway action through the window; I realized they were both clown races.
2. Taking into account natural resources, global politics and the lack of unity on planet earth; the inhabitants thereof should be known as the clown race.
2. Taking into account natural resources, global politics and the lack of unity on planet earth; the inhabitants thereof should be known as the clown race.
by jim christ February 2, 2009
My mom started to get into clown husbandry recently, now we have a jester running around in the back yard.
by DeepthroatDaddy September 30, 2020
During anal intercourse in doggy style the man reaches around to the woman's face, sticks his index fingers in her mouth and forces her to smile.
Variations:
If you are really Sneaky you can keep a pie tin in the room, fill it with whip cream, and pie her in the face before or during the smile.
Variations:
If you are really Sneaky you can keep a pie tin in the room, fill it with whip cream, and pie her in the face before or during the smile.
Dude what was with Jess's face last night it was covered in whip cream.
Ah dude, I Sneaky Clowned her!
Ah dude, I Sneaky Clowned her!
by Ronogrinn June 10, 2014
When a person from the future is killed in the past by another time traveler wearing period clothing.
Sven met his untimely demise when he was time clowned in the 18th century by a fellow time traveler.
by webgoat March 27, 2012
ass clown (ás kloun) n.:
one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
by DEEZ NUTS July 5, 2003
1, that moron must have graduated from clown school 2, hurry up you don't want to be late on your first day of clown school, you're the teacher.
by kenner63 October 4, 2010