Ass clown

ass clown (ás kloun) n.:

one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

Phat Pat is ASS CLOWN.

by DEEZ NUTS July 04, 2003

Ass clown

A person of below average intelligence, likely very creepy to women. Constantly talks about snowmobiles and pisses everybody off.

“Fuckin ass clown asked me for homework answers again.”
“Ass clown wont stfu about the AGR bus party”

by Ralph assmear February 21, 2022

Ass clown

A person who doesn't use common sense.

did you turn off the water. Stop being an Ass Clown

by Zmon June 29, 2015

Ass clown

A talentless boob that stumbles into good fortune, unwarranted praise and kudos from top organizational men despite their complex idiotry and meritless grounds of employment. A large number of middle and upper management falls into this designation.

Everyone you hate "Billy the new guy in the cubicle across from me was invited to lunch by Mr. koknballs to celebrate his newly bestowed title of Ass clown"

by kozmikblue June 15, 2010

Ass clown

Can be used to subsitute any other insult.

"That ass clown stole my wallet"
"He's such an ass clown"

by Sara R. July 03, 2003

Ass clown

1. A homosexual man
2. someone fond of anal sex

Hot steamy male buttholes turn me on and I want to ram my dick into it. Therefore, I am an ass clown.

by ploom July 27, 2005

Ass clown

somebody who is a fucking loser

cory wease is a fucking ass clown

by chris September 16, 2003