Ass clown 

ass clown (ás kloun) n.:

one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

Phat Pat is ASS CLOWN.

Ass clown by DEEZ NUTS July 4, 2003

ass clown 

1. One whose stupidity and/or ineptitude exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms ass and clown in isolation, and in so doing demands to be referred to as the conjugate of the two. 2. A male who engages in homosexual behaviors. See butthole surfer

1. Steve is such an ass clown!
2. Steven is such an ass clown!

ass clown by razer March 22, 2005

Ass Clown 

A form of the more common Failure combined with an Ass Hole. Basically a combination of the worst traits of both: the mental, social, and physical shortcomings of a Failure, with all the obnoxious douchebaggery of an Ass Hole.

1. Joel may be a Failure, but at least he's not an Ass Clown...

2. Shawn is indeed an Ass Clown

Ass Clown by MNWHREDLX February 24, 2009

ass clown 

A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.

This looser calling my tech support hotline is a real ass clown.

ass clown by A'ss K'loun January 30, 2003

ass clown 

A person who knows absolutly nothing about his job or trade but can tell everyone else how to do it better!!

My General foreman is a real ass clown,he could'nt wire a fucking hefty bag closed but he can tell me I'm not moving fast enough.

ass clown by Shitstick August 18, 2005

ass clown 

A person whose stupidity and incompetence are magnified by their laziness and indifference.

Involving that ass clown will do more damage than good.

ass clown by Mark Whitney June 7, 2004

ass clown 

one who is completely retarded and makes his or herself look like a complete ass at all times no matter the occasion.

Tylor Eich, and Weston Scott are ass clowns for robbing a corner store for cigarettes.

ass clown by robby adkins October 3, 2009