Clam Hammock

The Lady verison of a banana hammock,

dude look at that clam hammock

eww i see seepage

by penisy December 05, 2009

Clam house

When you fart forward instead of backward and it shoots through your labia (vag lips)

"Damn, I just pulled a clam house on myself"

by Magnificentbitch007 January 02, 2022

Helmet Clamming

“During aggressive fellatio, the act of hawking a loogie above average in size onto the head of a shiny erect penis.”

Even though I have a stacked todo list, I may not be able to get to everything because I’m supposed to go helmet clamming at 3 pm

by Hairy Callahand June 21, 2023

Clam Clasher

A woman who has sex with another woman by rubbing their vagina's together

She wouldn't have sex with me so she must have been a clam clasher

by NSP81 April 20, 2007

bump clams

girl on girl action

"Hey wanna bump clams tonight?"

by geeg August 16, 2006

Clams Casino

1. A group of women.
2. The opposite of a sausage fest.

I'm gonna go hang out with the girls. It's going to be a total clams casino.

by Yeastinfection November 06, 2015

clam cousins

When two women have had sex with the same man/men, they become clam cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken...unless they get jealous.

Variation: instant clam cousins - the resulting relationship due to a menage a trois.

"You see those two chicks over there? They're instant clam cousins. You know what that means? Oh yeah dog! Threeway!"

"My best friend Jullie and I just found out we're clam cousins!"

by monkeyboy72 November 14, 2009