Cooking Bacon

To cock-block; to prevent one from getting play a.k.a. the digits, having sex or the booty. Preventing one from starting a relationship

I was trying to get this lovely young woman's phone number but my best friend was cooking bacon

by IbeCookin June 1, 2011

Choking the turkey

feverishly masturbating while making a turkey dinner

Brother 1: Why'd it take dad so long making dinner tonight?

Brother 2: Oh you know dad he's always choking the turkey.

by th3lawmak3r76 August 10, 2012

choking

In need of something now. Usually a beverage or food.

I'm choking for a pint - Jack Jarvis esquire

by Scottish arsehole November 17, 2015

william hung cooking show

william hung cooking show is a cooking show where imitating william hung REALLY FUNNY!

dude have you heard of the william hung cooking show? it's awsome!

by J.J. DuDe September 25, 2006

Cooking Fish in A Toaster

When something smells so bad that you say they must be cooking fish in a toaster

OMG that smells like their Cooking Fish in A Toaster Phooey!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

chooping

When Chad or Clair exchange butt-mud in, on or around each others body parts in a sexual manner.

Chad is pooping (chooping) on Clair's face.

by chaids January 4, 2009

chocking

chocking: v. while receiving a hand job, the cock "flakes" due to too much dryness.

we saw my english teacher chocking yesterday, fifth time this week.

by jackiethenotoncrackie April 18, 2006