choader

A boner. An erect choad.

Die Hard With A Vengeance? More like Die Hard With A Choader.

by Spike Jonez October 24, 2004

choad

A short fat person often from canada. Choads can be annoyingly small and they often tell lies.

"Man that canadian fucker is such a choad"

by Joe Starakovsky January 18, 2008

choad

A penis that is fatter than it is long.

Suren Sahadacny when his ugly ancient indian mother fucks his psychopathic insane european father to make the worst possible children, so bad that they live in the middle of the woods.

by XxX September 19, 2003

choadman

A choad in human form, or a choad that has been reincarnated as a human, usually by living a bad or corrupt life

Live a good life son, or you shall be reincarnated as a choadman

by someone else February 3, 2003

Choadstick

Usually the name for a person who is short, stocky, and has a little dick

yo dude kory is a choadstick aha

by obamachoad5 April 29, 2009

Choag

Name given to Chinese Laundrymen serving on Commonwealth Navy Ships since the late 19th Century.
Has now been used to describe any Asian but mainly Chinese.
Americans living in Singapore stole the name to use as a code word for Asians but didnt realise most Asians knew what the name meant. Made Americans look more stupid than usual

"Hey, Can you turn the steam on to the Laundry??, the Choags are screaming for it"
" The Choags are coming to our country and ruining it, they all stick to their own kind"
"Choags are only good at Table Tennis and Arithmetic"

by zuzbar stikibudz March 2, 2016

kumuchanchae (coo-moo-choan-chay)

A wooden objest that is carved out about an inch or two in diameter of circle , as long as your body an the tipped carved of as a spear. This spear like object can be caught on fire and thrown at a target as a weapon.

Rambo would have made a kumuchanchae (coo-moo-choan-chay) in the wild as a survival weapon, against the people tha were after him and for huning for food.

by 1coolgirldood July 15, 2010