by TCrank November 16, 2010
Get the Chicago Overcoatmug. A handjob, Chicago style - just like the steak. Bleeding rare on the inside, crispy and burned on the outside. Next time, don't forget the lube.
by T Collins May 2, 2010
Get the Chicago Handjobmug. The act of defecating upon another humans’chest region. This works best when performed on a female, so the performer may titty fuck the beneficiary.
by EK March 22, 2004
Get the Chicago Steamlinermug. 1. One of the most unsuccessful baseball franchises in the history of the game. Won their last World Series in 1908 and are historically known for being Completely Useless By September (CUBS).
2. A bad team supported by uninvolved, unintelligent, and generally uninterested fans. Said fans constantly attend games even though the team and upper management refuse to put a quality product on the field. Next, they accuse Sox fans of being not loyal and not attending games when the Sox were losing. However, they refuse to believe the notion that if one is not happy with a team/organization's performance then the most effective way to retalliate is by (gasps) not attend games. Rather than knock the White Sox, their fans, and their parks, the Chicago Cubs and their fans should take a long look in the mirror and realize that they are a bunch of uneducated, slightly faggish, yuppy losers that do not win; in baseball or in life.
3. America's Gay Baseball Team
2. A bad team supported by uninvolved, unintelligent, and generally uninterested fans. Said fans constantly attend games even though the team and upper management refuse to put a quality product on the field. Next, they accuse Sox fans of being not loyal and not attending games when the Sox were losing. However, they refuse to believe the notion that if one is not happy with a team/organization's performance then the most effective way to retalliate is by (gasps) not attend games. Rather than knock the White Sox, their fans, and their parks, the Chicago Cubs and their fans should take a long look in the mirror and realize that they are a bunch of uneducated, slightly faggish, yuppy losers that do not win; in baseball or in life.
3. America's Gay Baseball Team
1. I went to New York to see the White Sox play the Yankees, however, I thought it would be interesting to see the Minor League Game first so I took the subway to Shea Stadium so I could see the Chicago Cubs play the Mets.
2. Chad: Want to go see the Chicago Cubs game today?
Michael: Sure. Who are they playing?
Chad: Oh, I don't know. I just wanted someone who would drive me home after I got incoherently drunk and had rough, unprotected sex with lots of other men.
Michael: Oh, sure. Wanna make out?
Chad: Sure
3. Gay guy #1: Let's go see the Chicago Cubs play!
Gay guy #2: Sure, they're real gay, just like us.
2. Chad: Want to go see the Chicago Cubs game today?
Michael: Sure. Who are they playing?
Chad: Oh, I don't know. I just wanted someone who would drive me home after I got incoherently drunk and had rough, unprotected sex with lots of other men.
Michael: Oh, sure. Wanna make out?
Chad: Sure
3. Gay guy #1: Let's go see the Chicago Cubs play!
Gay guy #2: Sure, they're real gay, just like us.
by Ienjoythetasteofgrapes August 20, 2006
Get the Chicago Cubsmug. A sexual act in which a woman lies on her back on a bed or couch with her head hanging back off the edge. The man then enters her mouth while playing with her breasts. A snowblower effect can be achieved at orgasm by removing the penis and showering the buxom lass with semen across her midsection.
My girlfriend has trouble getting the whole thing in her mouth, so we do the Chicago Snowblower so it slides down her throat easier.
by ska_zombie December 2, 2011
Get the Chicago Snowblowermug. NHL team w/ like 5 championships, but none sine the '60s; throught the '90s, only had 3 playoff berths, despite spending a lot of money;
by 0000 October 20, 2003
Get the Chicago Blackhawksmug. a song commonly song by rugby players when they are intoxicated. at first every in the bar seems to think its cool that they all know it and sing it so well. then people start to get pissed off but don't say anything because they don't want to get there ass kicked by a bunch of heavily intoxicated rugby players. its vey easy to learn the group sings a part and then one person tells a story about a girl coming looking for a common sore item followed by a sexual reference
the song old Chicago goes
i used to work in Chicago at an old department story, i used to work in Chicago i don't work there any more! (group)
one day a woman came in looking for a cake! (one player)
a cake? from the store! (group)
a cake she wanted a cream pie she got! (same player)
I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago i don't work there any more!
one day a woman came in to the store looking for a ruler! (new player)
a ruler? form the store! (group)
a ruler she wanted my 12 inches she got! (same new player)
i used to work in Chicago at and old department store! i used to work in Chicago i don't work there any more!
ass hole in a bar: god these guys come in every saturday, get really fucked up, start singing and take home all of the girls!
rugger hugger: yeah but there so hot!
i used to work in Chicago at an old department story, i used to work in Chicago i don't work there any more! (group)
one day a woman came in looking for a cake! (one player)
a cake? from the store! (group)
a cake she wanted a cream pie she got! (same player)
I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago i don't work there any more!
one day a woman came in to the store looking for a ruler! (new player)
a ruler? form the store! (group)
a ruler she wanted my 12 inches she got! (same new player)
i used to work in Chicago at and old department store! i used to work in Chicago i don't work there any more!
ass hole in a bar: god these guys come in every saturday, get really fucked up, start singing and take home all of the girls!
rugger hugger: yeah but there so hot!
by Rocheman4280 April 22, 2013
Get the Old Chicagomug.