retard change 

When a person or vending machine gives you change from a purchase, or breaks a larger currency denomination into smaller denominations and the resulting change is unusual, inconvenient, and/or frustrating.

“I put a five in the soda machine and it gave me back 30 dimes, 7 nickels, and 55 pennies! Now I have to walk around with a fifty pound pocket of retard change!”

“I gave the pizza delivery guy a 20 and he gave me back a 5, a 2 dollar bill, a 1 with a burn hole in the middle, a peso, and a Canadian quarter. Dudes not getting a tip if he’s givin me retard change!”

retard change by romeojul November 26, 2007

Tire Change 

Requesting a condom change between taking it in the ass and giving a blow job. The phrase originated from the slang term, "rubber" which refers to a condom.

While Bernie was well known for his sexual exploration he did have some standards. Anyone going ATM was going to have to do a tire change.

Tire Change by Rad0 June 30, 2017

Pocket Change 

Money that you spend on anything. Balling out money, money you spend on anything not worrying bout what nothing els.

" don't buy them shoes you, you got bills to pay"

" Chill it's pocket change, I'll make it right back"

Pocket Change by 410_Marty August 11, 2017

Sucks wang for change 

a girl that knowingly and willingly omits penis' in to her mouth, for small denominations of us currency.

this girl will suck your dick for the silver in your pocket.

Sucks wang for change by mike lea February 19, 2005

gang of change 

A whole lot of change

That bitch had a gang of change!!

gang of change by Mike Prentice July 27, 2006

premature status change 

(v): when a person who you have been dating switches their status on a social networking site such as myspace or facebook from "single" to "in a relationship" without consulting you first.

me: that bitch must be crazy.
you: why?
me: she pulled a premature status change...doesn't she know she's just a booty call!

premature status change by Mchl January 4, 2007

Turkish oil change 

A turkish oil change is when the female species inserts a funnel into the reciever's anus and proceeds to piss into the funnel.

one time my girlfriend gave me a turkish oil change

Turkish oil change by bobbojangles November 12, 2010