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by COCKER69420FUNNY July 17, 2021

calendrically challenged

1. unable to remember the number of days in each month.

2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).

3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.

4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.

5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.

6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.

7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.

8. frequently absent without leave

You missed they party! Are you a flake or just calendrically challenged?

I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.

by factsmachine01 June 1, 2010

ornamentally challenged

A person who either cannot and/or refuses to take down their Christmas decor before Valentines day.

Despite persistent criticism from neighbors, ornamentally challenged Roger continued to illuminate his outdoor Christmas display until March 1.

by theglassman March 12, 2014

cereal challenged

When somebody doesn't use milk to eat their cereal yet still pours a bowl and uses a spoon.
Cereal challenged

The cereal challenged individual wastes a bowl and spoon when all they need is a handful of cereal.

by jakeyb123 August 15, 2014

Max Chillington

The ultimate chiller. Buddha level max chills.

"Man, that guy was a total max chillington."

"Dude, that WAS Max Chillington."

"Praise Him"

by goughwhitlam May 21, 2015

Superfecta Challenge

The Superfecta Challenge is achieved by hooking up with someone in each of the four grades of high school in the span of a school year.

Tom: Yo, did you hear about Patrick's big weekend?
Mike: Nah, what happened?
Tom: He completed the Superfecta Challenge when he hooked up with that super hot senior

by Hinsdale Central May 13, 2016

Stressfully chilling

A verb used by students to describe the phenomenon of chilling (i.e watching shows, texting, sleeping etc) when there is work to be submitted really soon. Used so you don't have to tell your peers what EXACTLY you were doing and embarrass yourself.

Gabriella: Troy, why have you not submitted your term paper? You were totally free yesterday!
Troy: Hey, I was too busy stressfully chilling

by glitterglamsparkles September 22, 2016