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certified idiot

a person who is knowledgeable in things which do not help them in any situation for example algebra. This person does not understand any basic things about the world or has any common sense. they are sometimes fun to be around but make you loose brain cells. they lack basic qualities such as driving, responding, playing spike ball and many more.
I hungout with ellyn last night and she is a certified idiot. She even thought texas was her own country!!
by hahahahahahahhahahahaa June 29, 2020
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Certified Frieza Moment

A certified Frieza moment is when, you conquer a group of people, a nation, a world, or a universe. Its a example of taking the W
“Yo, I heard you conquered the southern galaxy, thats a Certified Frieza moment”
by Friezasagamerngl June 20, 2022
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put her two cents

to give your opinion in a conversation, often when it is not wanted
She always has to put her two cents worth in! Why can't she just keep quiet?
by yeganehaym November 21, 2013
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cert

Correctional Emergency Response Team
Active the CERT Team we have a Riot.
by Yourused October 20, 2007
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Certified Financial Planner

Somebody with no money, who never learned how to mass or build money, and somehow thought it'd be a wise career decision to tell others what to do with their money.

since this joker never had money, he always talked about his life and what he would do if he had the riches. so instead of earning it himself, he throws on a cheap suit and a smile and sells financial advice to complete retards.

NOT to be confused with CPA or any other real professional.
"what happened to that guy who got fired 3 months ago?"
"he told me he's tending bar but i went there and he's just a bus boy, moved in with his girlfriend, she sold him her car so he could get around, he's supposed to be starting a job as a Certified Financial Planner at New York Life:
by speculatorninja February 9, 2010
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certainty

The quality of being something declared as being true that will be proved as being false the next day.
"The thing that is clear to us and that we can say with certainty is that this plane was not hit by a missile."

CAOI - 10th January 2020
by Facette January 11, 2020
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five cents

something cheap, lame or has no value.
"like my new ride?"

"oh five cents"
by Ezy Garcia December 9, 2007
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