a person who is knowledgeable in things which do not help them in any situation for example algebra. This person does not understand any basic things about the world or has any common sense. they are sometimes fun to be around but make you loose brain cells. they lack basic qualities such as driving, responding, playing spike ball and many more.
I hungout with ellyn last night and she is a certified idiot. She even thought texas was her own country!!
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since this joker never had money, he always talked about his life and what he would do if he had the riches. so instead of earning it himself, he throws on a cheap suit and a smile and sells financial advice to complete retards.
NOT to be confused with CPA or any other real professional.
since this joker never had money, he always talked about his life and what he would do if he had the riches. so instead of earning it himself, he throws on a cheap suit and a smile and sells financial advice to complete retards.
NOT to be confused with CPA or any other real professional.
"what happened to that guy who got fired 3 months ago?"
"he told me he's tending bar but i went there and he's just a bus boy, moved in with his girlfriend, she sold him her car so he could get around, he's supposed to be starting a job as a Certified Financial Planner at New York Life:
"he told me he's tending bar but i went there and he's just a bus boy, moved in with his girlfriend, she sold him her car so he could get around, he's supposed to be starting a job as a Certified Financial Planner at New York Life:
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"The thing that is clear to us and that we can say with certainty is that this plane was not hit by a missile."
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