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Jordan Carey List 

A carefully defined pointing system in which men or women compete for the most "points" alloted for sexual conquests. For example, a point is rewarded for a conquest for every 2 years higher/lower than your own. Another for STDs being transmited, some for unwanted pregnancy, ethnicity, overall atractiveness of the woman/man etc.
Feautred in the movie Carrie 2, and now becoming a cultural phenomenon objectifying woman and turning sex into a game, the pointing system is becoming more and more used in North America, with some word of it spreading to Europe (since foreigners are worth points too).
Tony: "Yo, how many points did you score on the Jordan Carey list last night?"
Luc: "4! She was 21, a cripple, black, and from Brazil! She wouldnt let me have a 3-way with her friend though. That would have been 6 more!"
Jordan Carey List by Jamie Spencer October 27, 2007
Related Words
1: Does insane things, and acts on impulse alot of the time.
2: Has a crazy-scary temper, and is capable of ripping your head off if that's what's desired.
3: Doesn't think much of herself, well, tries not to, but sometimes just can't help it.
4: Enjoys being part of the backround, but likes the spotlight once and awhile too.
5: Is good at hobbies she likes, and isn't all that great at things she hates.
6: She loves her friends to death.
7: Keeps secrets that are worth keeping.
Carly: I want to jump off that building
Friend: Why?
Carly: I don't know I just want to.
carly by i-Love-chaos July 16, 2009
Boys who are 13 years old or younger. Especially tweens and toddlers.
MADDIE: "heyyy giirl wanna hang this weekend?"

ALLIE: "oooh iii gotta go to chuckie cheese for my cousins birthday :("

MADDIE: "ooommmmmgggg!!!!! think of all the carlybait!!! ;)"
Carlybait by autumn skies February 21, 2010

Camryn <3 

The girl that made my life the way it is. The beautiful, talented girl that makes me smile every time I think of her. The only person with the ability to turn my life around and make me feel incredible. She doesn’t realize how perfect she really is. Words can’t properly describe how absolutely amazing she is. She lights up every room she goes in and catches every eye that looks her way. She’s so much stronger than she thinks. One day she’ll realize the impact she made on the people she knows. The girl I’m in love with, Camryn <3
Is that god???

No. It’s Camryn <3
Camryn <3 by Ethee July 6, 2021

Jimmy Carey 

A loser faggot that enjoys the presence of underage girls, and gets pegged by them
Get out my way you loser faggot Jimmy Carey, No one likes you bitch
Jimmy Carey by JimmyK4LIFE March 23, 2022

Pulling A Carly 

1. Cheating
2. Having multiple partners
3. (See definitions one and two) then whining about your misfortune
Ethan: "Did you see Amber last night at the party?"
Scott: "yeah, she was totally Pulling A Carly"