Carlos

99% Mexican, 1% Monkey. Carlos can be found climbing the branches of the Amazon, or fighting homeless people for food.

"Oh shit, that's a Carlos"
"eeek eek"

Carlos by Temp Mail April 4, 2025

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carlos

a sexy twink very sexy but also a lightweight #asianexcellence. very nice bum. 10/10 person

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Very short, kinda mean. Dresses well and is super humble, but his mustache could be a little thicker.

Carlos by Johnab November 13, 2025

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Verb- to fail horrifically and flop at a subject

Adjective - to suck at something

I carlosed my finals, my mums gonna cook me.
I am so Carlos at everything!

Carlos by duckoducko December 14, 2025

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I love Carlos he is so smart.

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He is one of the most hated people in South Florida. He is known to get with 7th graders.

7th grade Girl: Hey do you know Carlos Sol? He tried to get with me at the party yesterday.
Friend: Yeah I know him! I got with him last week!

Carlos Sol by dummycow April 23, 2020

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