captain sauce the youtuber

A nerdy youtuber ready to play any game even if the people don’t like it but in any sense incredibly funny

Captain sauce? Do you mean captain sparkles

Me: no captain sauce the youtuber

A nerdy youtuber ready to play any game even if the people don’t like it but in any sense incredibly funny

by Gay nerd of all cats August 18, 2019

Mr. Captain's abs

Mr. Captain from Mystery Missions abs. It has been proven that if shown, they break the internet.

Agent 1- Dude did you see Mr. Captain's abs?
Agent 2- Yeah. They broke the damn interwebz.

by Agent Sparkles February 11, 2010

captain obvious

Someone who says something that is so obvious, it's not worth remembering what the person actually said.

Jim: Hey, the world is in the universe!
Timmy Mallet: Well Well, thank you Captain Obvious *throws in acid pool

by Cloud July 20, 2004

Captain Ridiculous

The drunkest person at the bar/party/family dinner. Encourages everyone around them to drink more, often ordering rounds of shots and not paying for them.

Jane: Did you see her puking all over the bartender?
John: Yeah, she's Captain Ridiculous every weekend.

by aeme December 21, 2006

Captain Fred

He cannot be described in the English language... or any language for that matter.

There are no words that are capable of stating his: brilliance, ridiculously handsome features, personality, sense of humour, and his heart.

However, even with this "Superman" like description, the man has a problem to fall... and fall hard.

He could possibly be the greatest being to ever walk the face of the earth, and with millions (billions when he meets the rest) of girls out there all lining up for his recognition, he seems to always choose the "wrong" one... The taken one.

Even this Captain, whom owns a purple boat, has a weakness for the girls who have boyfriends. And it's these girls who are his kryptonite... At the moment, the "kryptonite" can be found in his other Captain of this purple boat who he shares it with.

The only difference between Captain Fred and Superman is... Superman got the girl.

Girl A: Who's hotter; Edward Cullen or Jacob Black ?
Girl B: Captain Fred.

Boy A: What's that new Superman movie called ?
Girl C: You mean the one with the smoking hot perfect guy... Myles Best ? Or the other smoking hot perfect guy... Captain Fred ?

Boy B: We're all human, and nobody is perfect...
Captain Fred: You clearly haven't met my other Captain.

by ThatWhippedGuy December 26, 2009

Captaincook cunt

A white Australian/ references to Captain cook being the first white australian.

Abo: Gimme a moke you captaincook cunt!

by pud69 December 20, 2010

captain save a bro

1. A female version of 'Captain Save A Hoe'. A female that financially rescues lazy, underprivileged, and/or unemployed men and gets nothing in return. 2. The arch nemesis of Captain Save A Hoe. Derived from the 1993 rap song by E-40. Captain save a hoe

Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane
What's that bitch's name??
Captain save a bro main!

by RelationshipGoals101 May 12, 2016