barking abbey

a school that goes head to head with eastbury and is full of sweats. the number of chavs there is little but the girl radiate fish smell from their legs. the boys are literal roadmen. the sandringham site is full of pedo kids that rape others. the teachers are all boomers. all in all dont come here. outside by spice box they all buy the same food thinking theyre hard but they aint. the fishy smell comes from the gates as soon as one girl enters and leaves

person 1: whats the fishy smell over there?
person2: oh its just barking abbey
year 11 of barking abbey: the girls are fun to play with tho ;)

by sanniesan December 6, 2019

Barklay Hotrod

When one sticks a curling iron in another person's butthole and then plugs it in, and then observe how long the person can stand it before it is too hot.

Man I'm bored, let's see who can take a barklay hotrod the longest!

by Dr. Jerry Masters September 1, 2020

barkot

Barkot is the funniest and kindest person you’ll ever meet. She has the best hair, best style and will make you laugh until you pee. She’s a golden child. She’s the perfect combination of sexy and pretty. If you have a Barkot in your life, keep her, because there is truly no one else like her.

Bobby: did you see how good Barkot looked today? She’s so sexy.

by Coolest Dad November 22, 2021

Clive Barkering

Repeatedly grabbing your semen the moment you ejaculate and throwing it at someone/something.

I was Clive Barkering all over my hallway last night because I thought I could exorcise ghosts with my cum.

by Creela September 22, 2015

Clive Barkering

When you cum into your hand, and throw it into someone's face, a.k.a seagulling

"Dude, my friend and I stayed up all night Clive Barkering each other"
"That's gross, bro."

by Batman43 September 22, 2015

Bob Barker

Named after the shape of Bob Barker's microphone on the price is right, A Bob Barker is a type of meth pipe, also known as a straight piece which consists of a glass tube with a bubble on the end

Bring your Bob Barker when you come over, I broke mine last night.

by ThaTrixsta March 12, 2019

candybar bark

the sound a person makes when a frozen candybar is surprisingly shoved inside a delicate part of their body

Mandy was enjoying the latest Marvel movie when Albert slipped a Snicker through her shorts and out came the candybar bark!!

by von groovy June 14, 2019