Bestestest Fwend

Noun. The friend you you can turn to when times are shitty. Your bestestest fwend may hate you for your horrible spelling, but hey, its pretty cute. This friend is more than a best frend; they are you bestestest fwend. It is important to know that there is a difference between a best friend and a bestestest fwend. Your bestestest fwend may hate you at times, but it will always work out, because you guys are bestestest fwends.

Bestestest Fwend #1- So yeah, this girl i like wants to be my only best friend....
Bestestest Fwend #2- Noooooooo! What'd you say?!?
Bestestest Fwend #1- I said ok to her...
Bestestest Fwend #2-(crying)
Bestestest Fwend #1-....i told her that she can be my only best friend. But YOU are my bestestest fwend. There's a difference.
Bestestest Fwend #2- You told her that?

Bestestest Fwend #1- Yeah...
Bestestest Fwend #2- OMG, i love you!

by bestestestfwend1 October 12, 2011

Basterd

Someone who is employed in the business of killin' nazis.

Nazi: "Sie sind echte Basterd."
Basterd: "I'm going to knock your head off with my baseball bat you damn nazi."

by B1gAlMan August 21, 2009

bud buster

A tool used to ground up marijuana so it may be rolled. Usually a coffeegrinder is used to do this.

-Yo I just bought a bud buster

by Shawn Maglicic April 29, 2006

Baby Baster

A guy who bastes the fetus of a pregnant woman with his spunk after coitus.

Not wanting to waste a perfectly private hospital room, Joe (a baby baster) blasted his girlfriend's baby one last time before her delivery.

by SMG Quakertown January 14, 2010

Wig Busted

To get your hair cut.

I've got to get my wig busted before the prom.

by Todd Gagyi July 14, 2006

Bistek

A nonexistent word originating in the southmost tip of Texas. Beef Steak is thinly sliced meat used on a local cuisine called Tacos. The raza of the region can't pronounce beef steak because they got too much of Mexico in them.....so it comes out as Bistek instead of Beef Steaks.

"Jes sir can you pease give me an order of tacos de bistek"

by @CheVato February 13, 2019

rainbow buster

Homosexual; Someone acting in a gay manner or displaying homosexual tendencies.

a)Do you see how that guy is walking? He is such a rainbow buster!

b)Why'd you grab my butt,rainbow buster?!?

by Phillip B. July 20, 2008