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Cuck Buffet

When your significant other performs oral sex on another man and then feeds his semen to you like a mother bird feeds their young
"last night I hooked up with this chick and she had a boyfriend. after she went down on me she gave him a cuck buffet right in front of me!"
by dirtywastelander37 May 8, 2023
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Taco bell buffet

A sex act in which one person defecates into the ass crack of another. Then proceeds to eat the fecies directly from the crack without using utensils or hands.
"Did you finally have sex with Erin?"
"yea man, she's a freak, the first thing she wanted to do was a taco bell buffet"
by Admvd7 August 24, 2021
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Buffet

"Let's go to the place where all the big ugly fat fucks eat together"
"Oh you mean the buffet?"
by Jmjw October 9, 2022
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Buffet party pooper

Someone who attends a birthday party at a buffet restaurant but only consumes a small salad or soup, then refuse to pay the full buffet price when the bill comes. Or only pays a small amount that he/she feels covers the cost of the food that was eaten.
Friend: Wait a minute, you still ate something, so you still need to pay the full buffet price of $25.99 per person.
Freebooter: No, i only ate a salad, which doesn't cost the $25.99 price
Friend: What???......That's not the point of this situation......so basically you're a buffet party pooper!!
by Yuppy September 25, 2017
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Buffet Hangover

The result of one eating until their stomach is at, or over, the limit of what it can contain. People commonly are diagnosed with "buffet hangover" at places where there is no limit to how much one can eat, such as a buffet or events/holidays which involve large quantities of food.

The common symptoms of "buffet hangover" include;
- laziness
- drowsiness
- stomach pains
- nausea

Depending on your age and what you ate, other symptoms may include;
- heart-burn
- food poisoning
- diarrhea
- excessive vomiting
Example 1:
"Man, I should not have went to that party on an empty stomach. I totally had a buffet hangover!"

Example 2:
"Jack had a buffet hangover at that new all-you-can-eat place. He spent all night barfing up a storm!"
by BrianDZ August 6, 2016
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Fast food Buffet

Going to at least 3 fast food restaurants and getting something from each.
The wife and I are getting fast food buffet tonight.
by SenAte.. June 11, 2017
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buffet-style

Spending time sampling all areas of a person rather than just one.
John's wife was delighted he decided to go full buffet-style on her rather than just plain old cunnilingus
by HamB4clam October 8, 2019
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