Self serve buffet

When you put your very pregnant wife on a generously buttered dining table and slide her back and forth to serve yourself

Im going to be a dad really soon so im treating myself to a self serve buffet until that day.

by TripleFcups September 5, 2025

rat buffet

1. Trash or garbage left outside or put out for collection in a slovenly or overflowing way so it becomes a free banquet for rats

2. Trash left out in bags without a can or bin. Why bother, just throw the loose food in the street and invite the vermin into your house

Yeah he just leaves his trash in the back yard in loose bags. It’s just a rat buffet out there

Oh yeah it’s trash night. There’s a whole rat buffet in the street

by chirate January 31, 2025

The Red Buffet

The Red Buffet A.K.A. 960 CDU is a dark extortion group based on telegram. They claim to control a lot of "slaves" and sell some extorted content they call "dishes" on telegram. No one knows if they are real or not, is it a game or something real? The true mystery is all over the internet.

The Red Buffet extorted me

by juliane712 May 2, 2025

Bro Buffet

A meal consisting of many seemingly random and incohesive foods, combined into a single menu item, but carefully selected to balance protein, carbohydrate, and vegetable intake. Comparable but contrasting to that of a "Girl Dinner"

Jake brought ground turkey, a single tortilla, and broccoli for lunch - he truly broke out the bro buffet today!

by Gogetablue June 10, 2025

Golden buffet

When everything on your plate is a beautiful shade of beige.

Aww yeah, had a great tea last night - chicken nuggets, chips, onion rings and a side of cheesy garlic bread, was a proper golden buffet .

by Racheyrocket July 2, 2023

Jimmy Buffet

Jimmy buffet is a popular country artist. His career peaked during the 1970s following the creation of his massive hit, Margaretaville.

Put on some Jimmy Buffet or something.

by Jimmy Buffet enjoyer. September 2, 2023

Jimmy Buffet

A buffet where people get high and drunk in honor of the late Jimmy Buffett.
It’s also known as the Margaritaville in honor of his GOAT hit song Margaritaville.

People were paying tribute to Jimmy Buffett at the Jimmy Buffet.

by gregben September 13, 2023