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buffette

a girl that is has sizeable, defined muscles. a girl that is buff.
the gymnast was a buffette, until she gained 50 pounds and sued McDonalds
by lalala October 1, 2003
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Octopus at the cock buffet

One who devours an enourmous amount of endless penis in one sitting, making light of the situation availabile in an all you can eat restaurant.
"That girl fucked so many guys last night she was like an octopus at the cock buffet!"
by DNugz July 16, 2008
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jimmy buffet

Verb for when someone makes a career out of a few minutes of fame. Jimmy Buffet forged an entire career, a lifestyle, an island, and new genre of music, all based on one single song.
Joe the plumber seems to be trying to pull a Jimmy Buffet with this healthcare crap.
by Dick Fitzentite July 11, 2009
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Buffering

To work the outside of a woman's vagina (including but not limited to the clitoris) without any actual finger penetration. Please see the Oxford dictionary 'to buffer"...... polishing brass to a high sheen
"i love my boyfriend more than One D right now....he buffered me like no other this morning......... absolutely no finger violation, just plain, simple and beautiful clit buffering to orgasm. It was so pleasant and buffering with love that i immediately gave him deep throat...and instantaneous reaction that every woman will naturally feel after a good buffering"
by smithyof's May 22, 2014
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Baffed

To walk around not knowing what the fuck your doing, also to be easily confused, usually associated with a low I.Q rating.
A random baffed person called (for example) Les: 'Harvard is the Yale of England'

Non-baffed person: Les .. your baffed.
by jizzjazzjoes October 27, 2012
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Buffer

1) One that buffs, especially a piece of soft leather or cloth used to shine or polish.
2) A buffing wheel.
3) Something that lessens or absorbs the shock of an impact.
4) One that protects by intercepting or moderating adverse pressures or influences
5) Something that separates potentially antagonistic entities, as an area between two rival powers that serves to lessen the danger of conflict.
6) A substance that minimizes change in the acidity of a solution when an acid or base is added to the solution.
7) A device or area used to store data temporarily.
8) To act as a buffer for or between.
9) To treat (a solution) with a buffer.
10) To hold or collect (data) in a buffer.
11) One who boost stats in RPGs
“A sense of humor . . . may have served as a buffer against the . . . shocks of disappointment” (James Russell Lowell)
by AndreB August 1, 2006
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texas buffet

when you put hot sauce on a girls pussy prior to eating her out
I just gave April a texas buffet
by more head January 16, 2008
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