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Brazilian Weave

Indian hair artificially straightened and curled to look more marketable. Women are fooled by thinking they're getting a more high quality product when it's the same indian widow hair you can find cheap everywhere.
Oh Gurl just got that brazilian weave installed, now I'm on fleek bish.
by HoodHellen February 3, 2015
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Brazilian Donkey Honk

When you cum on the girls ass hole and shove your thumb in and out like honking a car horn.
Last night I bagged this milf and gave her the ole Brazilian donkey honk.
by Hung handsome and happy January 4, 2021
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Brazilian Alarm Clock

Waking a man up with oral sex
Chris was gently woken by a Brazilian Alarm Clock.
by ChrisOl May 6, 2021
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brazilian jeans

Jeans that are usually pink or white, and are so low-rise you can see the girl's ass crack over the top of them. They are common in Miami and, of course, Brazil.
(Girl wearing Brazilian jeans is walking down the street...)

(Girl) Damn put some pinche clothes on bitch!

(Guy) Damn esa, shake it!!
by Angelacia July 14, 2007
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Brazilian

A really huge number, in the region of a million billion or more.
iPhones are for pretentious middle-aged wankers and will go out of fashion before they even come into it. I wouldn't buy one one even if I had a brazilian pounds.
by heckzecutive October 2, 2008
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Brazilian Bender

A large number of people, mostly comprised of men, performing a very explicit sexual act usually involving 3 penises in one anus. Not to be confused with a sausagefest. Requires great flexibility, skill, and stamina. Most people prefer to practice on animals before executing the move with loved ones.
Jeff, Danny, Tim, and Angelica had fun last night while performing a Brazilian bender, even though Tim broke his arm in the process.
by Octopussy's Wet Spot January 12, 2009
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Brazilian

To be overpowered to the point of total capitulation.
Refers to the 7-1 spanking that the German national football team gave their Brazilian opponents in the 2014 FIFA World Cup.
They were, quite literally, "Mullered!".
"I've never seen such a one-sided fight. This boxer is indeed, getting a Brazilian. Someone needs to throw a towel in here!"

"Arsenal are a great team, Jeff but sometimes they play away from home and are always capable of getting a brazilian".
by Theopompus July 10, 2014
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