Border Patrol

Cleaning up down south, after you have defecated.

Taking a shower or washing up.... after you take a shit.

Sorry I was late, I was on border patrol.

by Aquarawel September 22, 2012

borders

1. Lines arbitrairily drawn on a map that make up a countries.
2. Complete human constructs.
3. Can cause mass confusion and hysteria when directly connected with imperialism.

1. America has the borders of Canada and Mexico.

2. Land is land regardless of lines.

3. Guy #1:"Dude Africa is so fucked up."
Guy #2:"That's because in the early 1900s European countries colonized them, which divided kingdoms and tribes."
Guy #1:"Damn that really fucking sucks."
Guy #2:"I know, stupid imperialism."

by Aspekt December 27, 2006

borderline personality disorder

A condition where one is not broken, but forever in need of being fixed.

And there is nothing anyone can ever do.

You will always feel this way.

Fuck borderline personality disorder. Fuck examples. You are a bitch.

by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 24, 2008

boderant

something that is really SWEET
something that is really AWESOME
something that is BODERANT!

"Woah! Dude that was soooo boderant!"
"you couldn't get anymore boderant than that!"

by Edub Troms January 12, 2006

border monger

dumb ass mexican who illegally crosses the border between the US and mexico. sometimes border mongers cross back and forth to smuggle drugs or do other filthy shit that only a border monger would do. border mongers often bitch about how the government doesnt give them any money or help, but they dont realize that the government is not obligated to do shit for them because they are living in the US illegally. border mongers have a tendency to do shit like haul 50 pounds of bricks for 100 miles for 20 hours a day all for 1 dollar. they are very good workers.

joe: look at that man. he is so dedicated. he has been up there working construction for 1 day straight
border monger: YAY AMIGO! I GET 1 DOLLAR. AMIGO! AMIGO! 1 DOLLAR FOR WORKING 24 HOURS! SUCH A BARGAIN AMIGO!
border monger 2: george bush need to help our people! he does not give us 1 million dollar. we demand 1 million dollar!
john: what a fucking dumb border monger.

by pablo the border monger August 30, 2008

Wowsers Bowsers

A seemingly innocent phrase, often used in pervasive situations. It can be used as an explanation of joy or excitement, but it is more commonly used to remark on a female's body.

1. WOWSERS BOWSERS! How does she fit all that in them jeans?

2. (Slightly less perverted)
NickNick (MyMy) had a wowsers bowsers moment when Kristin shared his drink at the movies.

3. (No perverted connotation)
Wowsers bowsers, I am so sloshed from those XS energy drinks; honestly, out of my mind right now.

by RedLeader80 October 22, 2008

305 Bowler

Someone that always has a one up story better than yours that makes no sense.

You: "The other day I bowled a 300! It was Sweet."
305 Bowler: "Oh Yeah, I once bowled a 305"

You: "I had 3 beers and was feeling it"
305 Bowler: "Me and my buddy were feeling it after we finished a keg between the 2 of us."

by GilMo702 October 14, 2008