Speech Language Pathologist

An occupation that requires too much schooling so you can “make people talk”. Also, helps neurologically impaired people swallow their food. Can play cards with dementia patients and push buttons of pictures on computers too.

Nurse: “Watch out if you don’t swallow that pill, I’m going to tell the Speech Language Pathologist.”

SLP: (Holding up a pen). What is this?

Patient: (pushes button with picture of a pen)

Computer : Says “Pen”

Patients Spouse: “You are the best Speech Language Pathologist.”

by IHavewaystomakeutalk February 22, 2019

REAL LANGUAGE

EVERYONES USES THIS IN BOSTON.A BOSTON WAY OF HOW WE SAY REAL TALK OUT HEA U SAY REAL LANGUAGE.

BOSTON KID: AYO FAM WE GETIN IT IN OUT HEA IN DA BEAN.. NA MEAN AN THATS REAL LANGUAGE
NYC KID: OH FOR REAL SON UMA HOLLA AT YOU THEN OVER THERE IN BEANTOWN..NA MEAN 2 SEE WAS GOOD.

by 61GUNNERZ617-CEO May 3, 2009

language mananguage

A language created by a Princeton University professor of entymology Gregory M. Taylor, III. Basically consists of substituting the first consenants in a word with the word "man".

Chillin manillin with Bob Dylan.

by Eduardo January 16, 2004

Romance Languages

The major of bukkake masters like Liz the CA

As Liz was wiping the bukkake off her face, she told Lucas that she was majoring in romance languages

by Joe Garafolo November 25, 2004

Language racist

A language racist is a person that intend to correct a person that writes something wrong in their mother-language. Knowing the fact that the person is from another country and does not know the language well enough to speak/write it perfectly. The language racist will correct the person and leave him looking like a fool, which would make the corrected person feel sad.

Person 1: Helo all, whats up?
Language racist: Hello* (* = correction)
Person 2: Oh lol, owned.
Person 1: :(
Person 1: Youre such a language racist!
Language racist: You're*
Person 2: Hahahahahahaha
Person 1: .....

by Wriggley March 31, 2009

language

Language is the only big mistake made by evolution.

Stop using language, start using Python.

by CodenameLambda June 29, 2015

The Stoned Language

Happens when at least two or more people sit down after a long day and take a toke, they see an illusion of words inside the swirls of each other's exhaled smoke cloud, as they resemble speech bubbles, so only the stoners in that group understand the conversation.

To high to explain it.

The Stoned Language.

by LuigiXmission.420 October 21, 2010