bertaholic

Some one obsessed with all things bert.

Phoebe Johnson is a bertaholic.

by earnestj March 15, 2008

bert

A nice, secretive way of saying "bitch".

Derived from the way "bitch" sounds when yelled and muffled at the same time.

"Hey, holla at them hoochies over there."
"What's up, BERT!?"

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

Bert and Ernie

Two puppets who seek to ruin the minds of children.

Slash: Do you remember Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street?
Torch: Omg they ruined my life. Dam homos! Honestly...two guys that live together, sleep in the same room, and if the budget for Sesame Street was higher, they'd be practically sleeping on the same bed!

by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006

bert mccracken

Crazy ass mofo!He is the lead singer of the Used and probably the most A.D.D. ex pot addict and coolest lead singer ever.He is known to throw up at every show from screaming his lungs out and he's VERY well known to throw tantrums like a 4 year old over his gameboy which he adores.
He is grungy looking and appears as if he never showers, but he doesn't give a damn.

But Bert has a serious side too.
He also enjoys walks on the beach.Reading literature. Writing Poetry and Screaming in your face.

Gotta love em'

TheUsedFan #1: I love Bert McCracken, but he kinda scares me a little.
TheUsedFan #2: Tru Dat.Still a fucking awesome band though.
TheUsedFan #1: YUP YUP.

by Starishere November 6, 2008

bertarooney

large cigar rolled joint, given its name for concealment

kid #1: dude, bertarooney?
kid#2: Nice!

by Jahwii September 5, 2009

Beertervention

n. A form of Intervention sponsored by those who wish to release a friend from their dependence on shitty, watery beer.

It wasn't until Paul passed over a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale in favor of Natty Light that they knew a beertervention was called for.

by wordsmif December 2, 2009

Bert-jan

Bert-jan
: Bert stands for, not leaving some girl behind in the club without saying "bye cutie!"
: jan stand for, doing something diferent but in a flashiniss way of live

Bert-jan was a special guy, he needed his dog to survive.

"yeas! I finaly became a Bert-jan soldier, i feel great now. I would screem it of the rooftops
''did you see that Bert-jan guy, he is so sweet to girls and he looks verry flashy

by Bert-jan June 20, 2018